Re: What is a Cat? What is a Dog?

[Hadeer]

Ugh....I really love cats and dogs.

Smile,
Hadeer

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> From: Indi Soemardjan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: What is a Cat? What is a Dog?
> Date: 16 Maret 1999 20:58
>
> >      What is a Cat?
> >
> >      1. Cats do what they want.
> >      2. They rarely listen to you.
> >      3. They're totally unpredictable.
> >      4. They whine when they are not happy.
> >      5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
> >      6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> >      7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
> >      8. They're moody.
> >      9. They leave hair everywhere.
> >      10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
> >
> >
> >      Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
> >
> >
> >
> >      What is a Dog?
> >
> >      1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece
> of
> >      furniture in the house.
> >      2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
> >      don't hear you when you're in the same room.
> >      3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
> >      4. They growl when they are not happy.
> >      5. When you want to play, they want to play.
> >      6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> >      7. They are great at begging.
> >      8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
> >      9. They leave their toys everywhere.
> >      10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
> >      you a kiss.
> >
> >
> >      Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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