he...he..he...betul bung dodo....segeran dikit nich :)
Dodo D. wrote:
> Joke dikit ah biar agak seger...
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>
> Men and Women Truisms:
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> Dumb man + smart woman = affair
> Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
>
> Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot
> more willing to die.
>
> Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
> people remembering the same thing.
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> There are two times when a man doesn't understand a
> woman. Before marriage and after marriage.
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