I just can't believe dis.. First Aspen sneaks over da gate guard and jumped me while I was in my pan...How rude..Bad enough she's been running around my computer room all day.. Mama told her it's time for her to go home, if she can't be a wady.. (Ha ha good riddance.)
So den Andy and I ran into da computer room to see how much damage does chicks did.. and you know what? DEY HAVE BEEN IN OUR HIDEY.. I feel ill to my stomach.. dere's sista cooties all behind our recliner.. in my secret box.. I mean ebery where.. Habe dey no shame? Don't dey know how bad cooties are? I hab to go and find where I put da cooty spray, but I just had to ask one more time.. Anyone want a sista? I'll make ya a good deal.. "Andy don't touch dat... it's got Aspen cooties all ober it.." Gotta run Casper
