"TrumpScript" on GitHub: "Making Python great again"

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript/blob/master/README.md

        Our language includes several convenient features, perfect for
        any aspiring Presidential candidate including:  No floating
        point numbers, only integers. America never does anything
        halfway.  All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million.
        The small stuff is inconsequential to us.  There are no import
        statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American
        made.  Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.  Only
        the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and
        current politician names can be used as variable names.  Error
        messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
        All programs must end with America is great.  Our language will
        automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.  In its raw form,
        TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't
        the type of guy to believe in PC.  The language is completely
        case insensitive.  If the running computer is from China or
        Mexico, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them
        stealing our American technological secrets.  Warns you if you
        have any Communists masqeurading as legitimate "SSL
        Certificates" from China on your system.  Won't run in root mode
        because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all
        we need.

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