A great new plan for YouTube and Google!
Actually stumbled into a YouTube video where the guy managed to say
"Let's jump into it!" TWICE in the same useless introduction before
getting to his actual "content".
Here's my proposal to Google. YouTube already has Copyright Strikes
and TOS strikes. Too many and you lose your channel. I propose a new
type of strike, the "Annoying Intro Strike". Every creator gets one
free use of "Let's get into it!" and one free use of "Let's get
started!" Each additional use of either phrase in a video intro is a
strike. Three strikes and the creator loses their channel, unless they
pay Google $1. They then get their channel back, but another three
strikes is another violation, and then they need to pay $10 to get
their channel back. The fine for each subsequent violation continues
to rise exponentially. I'm sure that Google can automate the detection
of these phrases.
I'm not just looking out for the sanity of YouTube viewers with this
proposal, I'm offering Google an entire new lucrative profit center.
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--Lauren--
Lauren Weinstein
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