Robert Hicks wrote:
I have been away from PHP for a while and was wondering what is the
preferred method of accessing Oracle?
With modesty and respect, walk slowly towards it bowing your head at all
times and being careful not to relieve yourself all over the floor.
Alternatively Zend have an offering in this area:
I am laughing hysterically at this! You sir have a sense of humor!
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