On Jun 15, 2007, at 2:47 PM, Daniel Brown wrote:

On 6/15/07, Brian Dunning <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On 6/15/07, Mark Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> I am currently trying to unsubscribe from this mailing list,
>> however I
>> am nor very successful in doing this. The mailer program will
>> refuse to
>> accept my address for removal, it will simply continue to send
>> mail to
>> my address. Why is this happening and how can I stop it?

That can happen when a virus detects that your computer's components
are settling. To loosen them, you need to give your computer at least
three or four sharp blows. If it's a laptop, take it outside and
strike its edge against the sidewalk or a cement patio. If it's a
desktop, open the case and tap the top of the CPU with a ball peen
hammer.

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   Brian,

   As of CPU >= 2.4GHz, this method is deprecated.  They must now be
dropped from a height of 3 stories or greater to achieve the desired
result.  I believe Symantec makes a product called "Geronimo" that
does this.

I am actually working on a freeware version of this right now... I've heard that Symantec has had issues with Geronimo figured I would give it a shot, can't be worse right? :)

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