Today's Joke: INDO-PAK WAR

The cold war between US and USSR resulted in a system where if USA 
launched a Nuke-loaded missile, USSR's satellite were capable of 
informing the USSR army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds USSR 
would launch its counter-missile. US knew that and therefore never 
attempted to launch one. 

INDO-PAK War...... 

Pak army decides to launch a Nuke-missile towards India... They don't 
need any permission from their government, and promptly launch the 

Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, the Indian 
army detects it and decides to launch a missile in retaliation. But they 
need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request 
to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. 

The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session after three 
days. When the LS meets, there are several walk-outs and severe protests 
by the opposition, so it is adjourned indefintely. However, the 
President asks for a quick decision. 

The Pak missile, meanwhile, failed to take off due to unknown reasons. 
Their attempts for a launch are still on. 

Meanwhile, the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because an 
outside party withdraws support. The President asks the PM to prove 
majority next week. The ruling party is unable to get a confidence vote, 
and a caretaker government is installed. 

The acting PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch the Nuclear 
Missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker Government 
cannot take such a decision because elections are at the door and this 
decision will affect the swing of votes in the election. A public 
interest litigation (PIL) is filed in the supreme court of India, 
alleging misuse of power by the Election commission. Supreme Court comes 
to the rescue of the PM, and says acting PM is authorized to take this 

In between all this, one of the Pak missiles successfully takes off, and 
falls 367 miles away from the target. The Missile falls on a government 
building at 11:00 AM. But since no employees have reached work, there 
are no casualties. 

The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China. 
US condemns use of a nuclear missile by Pakistan, and offers to send its 
seventh fleet to the Indian Ocean. The Indian government, wary of the 
move, declines. 

Finally, the Indian government decides to launch a nuclear missile, 
after convening an all party meeting. It's been three months since the 
army first sought permission. Pro-humanity, anti-nuclear activists come 
on board against 
the government's decision. Human chains are being made in New York, LA 
and Washington for peace. Indians are sending protest email requesting 
that it be "forwarded to as many Indians as possible". 

On the Pakistan side, missiles keep failing. At times they fail to 
take-off, at other times the payload gets detached from the missile 
during flight. Some missiles deviate from target due to high-speed winds 
blowing over Rajasthan, 
and have to be neutralized by Pakistan, as these missiles are now moving 
backwards towards Karachi. 

Finally, a missile smuggled from USA is used. The Pakistan army is 
unable to understand its software, so it hits its original destination: 

Russians successfully intercept the missile and in retaliation, launch a 
Nuclear missile towards Islamabad. 

The missile hit the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help. 
It asks for loans from IMF and the world bank. India expresses deep 
regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of 

The War ends. 

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