On Tue, Nov 4, 2014 at 9:44 AM, Daniel Brown <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Tue, Nov 4, 2014 at 9:34 AM, Rudra Singh <[email protected]> wrote:
>> HI
>>
>> So what would be monthly price for homepage text link.Kindly let me know.
>
> Please don't top-post, and remember to click reply-all, or the
> price increases by an addition 414% due to additional formatting of
> correspondence.
>
> Looking at 2014 rates, a 14-character text link (which must
> include all HTML, et cetera), placed in the ALT tag of one of our
> other links, shown only on hover, is $398,361 per year, or $33,196.75
> per month. However, due to our requirement of the thirty-year
> lock-in, pre-paid, over-hyphenated agreement, the amount due in the
> next hour (or else you will incur late fees, interest, and penalties)
> is $11,950,830, plus $1.49 US in processing fees. I'm preparing the
> invoice now and will send it to you in forty-five minutes.
>
> Keep in mind, however, that if the amount is not paid in full
> sixty minutes or less from now, there will be a late fee of all your
> money. And if we do not receive payment by the end of lunch today,
> your account will be handed over to collections.
>
> Thank you for your interest in and financial obligation to php.net.
I regret to inform you that I had an early lunch and am just
finishing chewing now. As a result, this matter is now being reported
to collections.
Have a good day.
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