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<---------------------PHWeekly Joke Ezine!---------------------> <-------The Little Sister Of Purehumour Joke Ezine------> PHWeekly (aka Purehumour Weekly) is now residing at the home of Paul's Fun House (http://www.paulsfunhouse.com) PHWeekly features the BEST Adult humour on the net...in the unlikely event that you no long wish to be a subscriber... please see the bottom of this mailing to unsubscribe. *please note...all replies to this ezine are discarded without being read...for contact info...please see the bottom of this mailing also. Don't forget to change your clocks tonite before going to bed... as most of North America returns to Daylight Savings Time... now as far as I am concerned...DST is one of the most stupid ideas in history...I would much prefer to stay on one time all year round....the province of Saskatchewan and our newest territory (Nunavut) both stay on standard time year round and it makes sense. The governments of the world should wake up and realize that all this causes is confusion and accidents! Leave the clocks alone! Today's issue includes contributions by: Mike, SunAmy, Melissa, Barb, The Posens, Barbara, Tom, Marina, Rubin If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a> ©¿©-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------©¿© Lets start with a quickie: Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Lesbeeohs"? You don't eat them, you pour milk on them and they eat each other. ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© How they made the Pyramid's <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.49 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.49 Demi-Moore on the line.... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.55 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.55 ©¿©------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------©¿© Today's issue is brought to you by: Spring is here and a man's heart turns to one thing -- DAMN MOSQUITOS! ... 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Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic Oldfashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Openminded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dyejob Reubenesque................. Grossly Fat Romantic.................... Looks better by candlelight Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous.................. Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height.......... Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40ish........... .... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches NASCAR races on TV Averagelooking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Openminded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12 ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© LIKE MY LIST? Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend? Vote Now : <a href=" http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.30.0 ">Vote for Me!</a> ©¿©------------------------GUS COOKS!------------------------------©¿© Gus really gets cooking...a new strip each day! <a href="http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php";>Click</a> http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Two mountain men, named Greg and Kurt, went hunting in the 'tucky woods and while hiking up the side of a wooded mountain, Kurt trips on the root of a tree, falls and hits his head on a rock, knocking himself out. Greg doesn't know what to do, but he has one of those newfangled lowlander wireless phones. Quickly he dials 911 and says, "Muh fren hit his hayd and I thinks he's ded!" The hotline operator tries to calm the man. "First make sure your friend is really dead," she says. She hears a quiet moment, a loud shot is heard, and then she hears the man's voice again "'Kay, muh fren is def-nit-ly dedder then a dor nial, what does Ah do nixt?" . ©¿©----------------------PUREHUMOUR POLL--------------------©¿© This is a real burning question! Check it out <a href="http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/";>Poll</a> http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/fun/ ©¿©-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------©¿© "The time is always right to do what is right" -Martin Luther King, Jr. ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Optical illusion No 2. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.91 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.91 Optical illusion No. 3. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.93 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.93 ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three. So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except the top three for years and years until curiosity finally gets the better of him. He puts his ladder up against the first of the three windows and looks in. he sees 12 monks with their robes up and their cocks lying on a table with a mouse running around on top of the table. The window cleaner goes down the ladder moves to the second window and looks in. There he sees a beautiful woman and a monk in bed screwing like mad. The window cleaner goes down the ladder and puts it up against the third window. He looks in and sees a monk tied up, stripped to the waist being flogged. He climbs down the ladder, but when he gets to the bottom the Abbot is waiting for him. The window cleaner says, "Look, I know your going to fire me, but please, at least tell me what is going on up there." "Well," says the Abbot, "in the first window you saw a competition to see which is the lucky monk. Wherever the mouse stops is the lucky monk. And in the second window you saw a monk with the prize." "But what about the third window?" the window cleaner asks. "Well," says the Abbot, "that monk was caught with a piece of cheese in his foreskin." ©¿©-------------------------A DOG'S WORLD------------------------©¿© A Dog's World is a continuing story that will appear in each issue...miss a segment?...then check out the archives at: http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj All of the dogs listened for anything that sounded familiar from up above. At times they though they could hear their friends but those noises never lasted. Rex was wedged under a shelf that was loaded with boxes. His left rear paw was bent up underneath him. The pain was bearable, it was better than making a sound and getting caught. Now the pain was subsiding and the leg was growing numb. To Rex, it felt like a thousand bees were stinging his leg over and over again. His eyes welled up in tears, his breathing was rapid. He began to debate in his mind which fate was worse. To move and be caught or to sit there and be tortured. Outside, Farmer Merrill went about his business. He seemed to be distracted while working away. He waited for word from his wife on how Mac was doing and how he got hurt. He wondered why so many dogs were going into his basement. He tried to tell himself that the long stretch of warm weather they had caused everything to seem a little weird. Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© The Messagepad http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-29&R=2-10-1 <a href="http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-29&R=2-10-1";>Click Here</a> The Golden Girls uncovered ! http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-30&R=2-10-1 <a href="http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-30&R=2-10-1";>Click Here</a> ©¿©--------------------------FACT FILE-----------------------------©¿© Now I am NOT taking sides on this...but just look at these "facts" that I came across...and then YOU decide how we should all handle this issue! 1. Israel became a nation in 1312 B.C.E., two thousand years before the rise of Islam. 2. Arab refugees in Israel began identifying themselves as part of a Palestinian people in 1967, two decades after the establishment of the Modern State of Israel. 3. Since the Jewish conquest in 1272 B.C.E. the Jews have had dominion over the land for one thousand years, with a continuous presence in the land for the past 3,300 years. 4. The only Arab dominion since the conquest in 635 C.E. lasted no more than 22 years. 5. For over 3,300 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem, they never sought to make it their capital, and Arab leaders did not come to visit. 6. Jerusalem is mentioned over 700 times in Tanach, the Jewish Holy Scriptures. Jerusalem is not mentioned once in the Koran. 7. King David founded the city of Jerusalem. Mohammed never came to Jerusalem. 8. Jews pray facing Jerusalem. Muslims pray with their backs toward Jerusalem. 9. In 1948 the Arab refugees were encouraged to leave Israel by Arab leaders promising to purge the land of Jews. Sixty eight percent left without ever seeing an Israeli soldier. 10. The Jewish refugees were forced to flee from Arab lands due to Arab brutality, persecution and pogroms. 11. The number of Arab refugees who left Israel in 1948 is estimated to be around 630,000. The number of Jewish refugees from Arab lands is estimated to be the same. 12. Arab refugees were INTENTIONALLY not absorbed or integrated into the Arab lands to which they fled, despite the vast Arab territory. Out of the 100,000,000 refugees since World War II, theirs is the only refugee group in the world that has never been absorbed or integrated into their own peoples' lands.Jewish refugees were completely absorbed into Israel, a country no larger than the state of New Jersey. 13. The Arabs are represented by eight separate nations, not including the Palestinians. There is only one Jewish nation. The Arab nations initiated all five wars and lost. Israel defended itself each time and won. 14. The P.L.O.'s Charter still calls for the destruction of the State of Israel. Israel has given the Palestinians most of the West Bank land, autonomy under the Palestinian Authority, and has supplied them with weapons. 15. Under Jordanian rule, Jewish holy sites were desecrated and the Jews were denied access to places of worship. Under Israeli rule, all Muslim and Christian sites have been preserved and made accessible to people of all faiths. 16. Of the 175 Security Council resolutions passed before 1990, 97 were directed against Israel. 17. Of the 690 General Assembly resolutions voted on before 1990, 429 were directed against Israel. 18. The U.N. was silent while 58 Jerusalem Synagogues were destroyed by the Jordanians. 19. The U.N. was silent while the Jordanians systematically desecrated the ancient Jewish cemetery on the Mount of Olives. 20. The U.N. was silent while the Jordanians enforced an apartheid-like policy of preventing Jews from visiting the Temple Mount and the Western Wall. Two more items: a) Israel is the ONLY MEMBER OF THE UN THAT IS NOT PERMITTED MEMBERSHIP ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL. b) Israel has NEVER BEEN PERMITTED MEMBERSHIP IN THE INTERNATIONAL RED CROSS. ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© Put your brand on everyone's desktop...See You Again software gives you the ability to get your logo right up in front of the people you need...bringing them back over and over again to YOUR site! 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"No," Steve corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her." ©¿©--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------©¿© Gynecologist - Man who looks for trouble in places where others find pleasure! ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Sam and James were teeing off on the long par 5 seventh hole. Sam decided he was going to reach the green in two and took such a cut at the ball that he almost fell over. The ball skimmed out over the course about 5 feet above the ground, slicing into a tree and bouncing into the fairway about 150 yards out. James said: "Nice condom shot." Sam said: "What's a condom shot." James said: "Safe, but doesn't feel good." ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© Optical illusion No. 5. <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.97 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.97 The Mens room... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.117 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.117 ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Sure-fire lines that will get you a blowjob! "If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those Cadbury Creme Eggs that you like so much." "Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon and steamed clams?" "No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keep looking." "So, twenty bucks then?" "No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it's mistletoe!" "With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen to Oprah." "Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..." "At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my* wife! Can you imagine?!?" "Look, do you want that raise or not?" "The Taliban has outlawed it -- it's your patriotic duty, dammit!" ©¿©--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------©¿© One day recently my wife had a dentist appointment early in the morning so she didn't fill her thermos with java when she left the house. She speculated that she might swing back by the house later on her way to work. Thus the drip pot was still on when I left home as I speculated to my son, "She may or may not come back to fill her thermos. Either way, it's safe to assume she will have Mr Coffee." ©¿©------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------©¿© Have a great day!!! http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-31&R=2-10-1 <a href="http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-31&R=2-10-1";>Click Here</a> It could be worse http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-32&R=2-10-1 <a href="http://hee-hee.com/i.php?P=1-2-32&R=2-10-1";>Click Here</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© A traveling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room the whole night and no tricks, be warned." In the morning, the salesman came down and the farmer asked him, "How was your night, young man?" "Oh! Slept like a rabbit. Thanks for your hospitality; I will never forget it." The farmer felt very happy and at the bar that night mentioned this fact to his close friend. He was boasting what a good father he had been by keeping his daughters away from trouble. His friend laughed aloud and said, "You fool! A rabbit does not sleep at night. It goes from hole to hole the whole night!" ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© Get your condoms here! <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/5.html ">Click</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation: "Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?" I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here." "Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked. "I got a case of diarrhea," I responded. "Well, hell.. bring it along. These fools will drink anything!" ©¿©--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------©¿© It's Master Bates... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.121 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.121 and the Eyes met... <a href=" http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.123 ">Click Here </a> http://www.Fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.9.123 ©¿©-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------©¿© LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) -- It's not easy being in the PTA when your day job requires you to talk about T&A. That's the lesson professional comic Carole Montgomery learned the hard way by working at her 10-year-old son's school. Montgomery looks like a librarian -- but has a raunchy nightclub act that's peppered with every bad word in the book. She recently had to step down from her position as PTA vice- president because other parents didn't approve of her X-rated comedy career. Although Montgomery insists she's "not stupid" and doesn't curse in front of kids, she thinks the PTA worried she'd slip up. The comedian will get her revenge, though. She's now working on a one-woman show about her beef with the prim and proper PTA. Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains a previously published News Report. If you find an article that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of the publication and date to: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a> IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of Weird News Weekly: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a> ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© A study in the United Kingdom showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features, and if she is menstruating she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple. ©¿©-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------©¿© [||||] S A W D U S T C U T I E [||||] After four failed attempts to pass muster, Raggedy Ann has joined Barbie, GI Joe and Mr. Potato Head in Salem OR's National Toy Hall of Fame. (LA Daily News) The result of a worldwide letter and e-mail campaign spearheaded by Winnie the Pooh and Little Orphan Annie. [BONUS!] [||||] D E S E R T S W A N S O N G [||||] The BushTeam will soon open 35,000 acres of SoCal wildlife rich desert to battalions of suds swizzling, brain dead dune buggy sand savages bent on grinding the local flora and fauna back to the Stone Age. (LA Daily News) Pop's Operation Desert Storm failed to kill off Saddam Hussein so Dub will save family face by destroying our own lizards, snakes and tortoises. Copyright © 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved. http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup ©¿©--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------©¿© Little Johnnie was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?" "An orgy?" Johnnie replied with a question in his voice. ©¿©--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------©¿© HE'S SO CUTE !!! Get your own interactive DeskMate for FREE <a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/13.html";>Click Here </a> !! FREE !! DOWNLOAD NOW !! FREE !! Tahni. 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He couldn't see shit. ©¿©--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------©¿© ========================= THE HUMOR OF MELVIN DURAI ========================= "THE WORLD'S RUNNING OUT OF GENTLEMEN" The 2001 Academy Awards brought many television viewers to tears, some because Halle Berry was so emotional and some because Jennifer Lopez was fully dressed. But what touched me the most was the tribute to Sidney Poitier, an actor I've admired for years. The 75-year-old received an honorary Oscar, a standing ovation, and, even more impressive, a kiss from Julia Roberts. (Only 974 men can say that.) Poitier is not just a great actor, he's also full of class, the polar opposite of many youngsters, who have no qualms about skipping class. Poitier, I believe, is also a gentleman, a true gentleman. I have no real proof of this, just a hunch. Somehow I can't imagine Poitier remaining seated on a bus while a female passenger is standing. I can't even imagine him riding a bus. Driver: "Sir, please take a seat at the back of the bus." Poitier: "All the way back? No, never." Driver: "Do you find that offensive?" Poitier: "Yes, of course, I do. The chairman of Enron is sitting back there." Poitier is a symbol of chivalry, as rare in today's world as a blind cabbie. Most males in my generation are not "gentlemen." They are just "guys." The only time they pretend to be gentlemen is when the sign on the restroom says "gentlemen." But that doesn't mean they'll bother to wash their hands. (Only one out of three men wash their hands -- whereas all three are eager to shake your hand.) I have to admit that I'm not always a gentleman myself. I blame this on society, because society has taught me that almost any personal shortcoming can be blamed on it. Society is always messing up my life. It has shown me, for example, that women are just as capable as men in performing many tasks. Women have served successfully as presidents of countries, governors, and Supreme Court justices. At this rate, it won't be long before they're allowed to referee football games. (One of the last bastions of male superiority.) Women have competed in professional soccer, basketball, even boxing. They've been mechanics, firefighters, and, believe it or not, secretaries (Secretary of State, for example). Given these accomplishments, I'm a little confused why some women expect me to open doors for them. Wouldn't it make more sense for them to open doors for ME? Don't get me wrong. A part of me really wants to open doors for women or give up my seat for them. Another part of me, often my butt, doesn't. It tells me that women don't want to be treated like dainty creatures, that I'd be showing them a lot more respect if I don't move a muscle. And trust me, I'm a real fanatic about showing respect. Truth is, some women want men to be chivalrous, others don't. But none of them ever bothers holding up a sign. I'm terrible at reading minds. That's why it has taken me almost two years to figure out that I'm expected to open doors for my wife. She doesn't think I'm courteous enough. Thankfully, other people don't share her view. Just the other day, a waiter took my wife's order, then turned to me, asking, "And what would the gentleman like?" Gentleman. I like the sound of that. ---------------------------------------------------------- (c) Copyright 2002 Melvin Durai. All Rights Reserved. Melvin Durai is an Indiana-based writer and humorist. A native of India, he grew up in Zambia and moved to the U.S. in the early 1980s. 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