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Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating
victory over the English, and proposed to cut off the middle finger of
all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned
English longbow. English soldiers, therefore, would be incapable of
fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the
act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the
defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! "PLUCK YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant
cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental
fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with
an intimate encounter.

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with
the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird"..
And yew thought yew knew everything.



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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell 
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your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering 
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a 
giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over 
and over again
that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers 
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically 
converse with other
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable 
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are 
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are 
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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that
her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains
her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the
steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." he says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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You do know the difference between a Fairy Tale and a Sea Story, don't

A Fairy Tale starts out "Once upon a time," while a Sea Story begins
with, "Now, this is a 'no-shitter.'"

Brotha Jim SWEARS on his mother's life that this is a "no-shitter."
That it's true.

Jim plays golf down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The course was built right
next to a cemetery. One of the greens is right next to the fence that
separates the golf course from the cemetery.

One afternoon, Jim was playing with a well-known loudmouth and they
came up to that green.

Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink. He took out his putter and
whacked the ball towards the hole.

It so just happens on the other side of the fence there was a funeral
in process. Jim says, "Honest to God, that putt *almost* made it in
about the time the pastor across the fence got done with the service.
Loudmouth shouts -- loud enough for the funeral to hear -- 'Get in
that damn hole, motherfucker!'"


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A man went into an empty bar and ordered a beer. As he was walking
around, he saw a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10" from
one edge. Next to each line there were initials. The man asked the
bartender, "What are all those marks on that table?" "It's a game the
locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them as far as they can
and mark a line."

Our hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he could beat all the lines
he'd seen and asked if he could have a go.

"Sure," was the reply.

He pulled out his dick, a clear winner by about 3." He started to mark
his line down when the bartender said, "No, Mate, the locals start from
the other side!"

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If your wife parks the car, don't sit there and insist she do it
properly; walking the rest of the way to the curb is good exercise.

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Who were Canada's original inhabitants?

A. French
B. English
C. First Nations
D. Second Nations


Which is NOT a proper name for a group of ducks?

A. Brace
B. Flock
C. Skein
D. Team

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A minister rushed from church one day to keep his golf date. He's
halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he
heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball comes flying at him and blasts him
square in the back.

Soon after, the golfer who had made the errant drive was on the scene to
offer his apologies. When the priest assured him that he was all right,
the man smiled and added -

"Thank goodness!" he exclaimed. "You know, I've been playing this game
for forty years, and now I can FINALLY tell my friends that got my first

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According to an abc_news.com feature story, nearly eight in 10 people
polled said, lack of respect and courtesy is a serious national problem,
and six in 10 said the problem is getting worse. Symptoms cited are
talking loudly on cell phones in public; driving obnoxiously; leaving
people on hold; cursing and littering. The remaining respondents were
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An old farmer was walking past a neighbors farm one day when he noticed
him in the process of digging a very large and deep hole. "What are you
doing?" the farmer asked. "I'm burying my faithful old plow mule"
replied the neighbor. The farmer bid his neighbor adieu and turned away
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Anni and Sam were lying in bed one night.
Anni had curled up ready to go to sleep
while Sam put his bed lamp on to read a

As he was reading, he would periodically
reach over to Anni wife and fondle her
pussy. He did this a few times but only
for a very short time each time.

He would then stop and resume reading his

Anni gradually became aroused and thought
that her husband was seeking some response
before going any further. So she got up and
started stripping in front of him.

Sam was confused and asked:"What are you
doing taking your clothes off?"

Anni replied, 'you were playing with my pussy. "I
thought you were trying to give me the hint you
wanted to make love tonight?!"

Sam said," No, not at all."

Anni then asked, "Well, why the hell were you
touching me here then!"

Sam replied, "I was just wetting my fingers
so I could turn the page."

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An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of
oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a
long sip of wine.

Dietician Bruno Fabbri has been looking into the
exercise value of sexual activities.

He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with
an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.

French-kissing for 53 minutes can help you lose the
fat found in a burger and chips meal.

News2000 website reports that even undoing a bra
can help you lose fat.

He said: "That's not of course if you unclasp the
bra with two hands, which will cost you just eight
calories, but unclasping it with only one hand
statistically takes the count to 18.

"Trying to unclasp a bra with one's mouth instead
takes an average 87 calories."

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little
lisp:  "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"

And the shopkeeper gets down one his knees, so that he's on her level,
and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says,
"I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck!"

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Over eighty Marines have been convicted of distributing designer drugs
including ecstasy, cocaine, LSD and meth.    (AP)

All were serving aboard the USS Nuclear Aircraft Carrier Robert Downey,

Copyright  2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved.

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred
years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of
the Cambridge rag. "The Cambridge Distorter" told a
photographer to get over there and take the pictures of
these 100 year old twin sisters.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could
hear quite well.

The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf
one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.



So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little,"
said the photographer.

Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY?"


With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD BOTH


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Anni went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be
absolutely gorgeous!

He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to
say "Eighty-eight."

"Eighty-eight," Anni purred.

"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to
again say 'Eighty-eight.'"


"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once
more to say 'Eighty-eight.'"

"One, two, three, four, five..."


How did the mother know her daughter was masterbating during her

She was caught red-handed.


Entertainers Who Promise Retirement, But Rarely Deliver
By Doug Powers

I'd like to announce that this is my final paragraph ever. The rigors of 
putting out a column twice per week have become unbearable, and I must stop 
the insanity to spend more time with my family and relax a little. Knowing 
that this is the last paragraph I'll ever write makes me a little choked 
up. I don't know what to say. Everybody's been so nice and saying goodbye 
is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. But do it I must. Goodbye.

Okay, I'm back. The above "retirement" you just read lasted longer than 
that of your average entertainer. The "retirement", or "farewell tour" has 
become a quick moneymaker for many of those who fear that it's almost 
checkout time here at Motel Earth. Saying goodbye for dramatic effect, and 
then returning at a later date, has become a full-fledged and highly 
successful marketing ploy used by many in entertainment, and the "farewell 
frenzy" is spreading at a fantastic rate.

It used to be that only the old, sick, or some combination thereof, could 
get away with calling every show their "final performance." Now everybody's 
doing it. "I want to get out of the public eye." Sure they do. Many 
entertainers (writers included) are like marijuana plants growing in some 
Cheech & Chong wannabe's basement-- They can't survive for long unless 
they're bathed in warm limelight on a regular basis. It's the very essence 
of their being, and the reason they never follow through with false 
promises of retirement.

Some entertainers who have retired, or are saying they're going to retire 
but probably won't, include but are not limited to the following:

The Who- These guys had their "farewell tour" twenty years ago. That's a 
heck of a long retirement party. They're still going strong, even now that 
half the band's dead and the remaining members only trash a hotel room when 
they're engaged in a desperate search for prune juice.

I thought that the death of bassist John Entwistle just before the start of 
their umpteenth post-retirement tour might spell the end of the band, but 
after talking to Entwistle's family, and more than likely a team of 
accountants, it was decided to continue the tour.

Talents like Entwistle die, and yet Yanni, Kenny G, and John Tesh go on. At 
no time in world history has there been a truer test of our collective 
faiths in a benevolent Supreme Being.

Celine Dion- The biggest perpetrator of this retirement fraud in the past 
few years has been the French-Canadian siren who never fails to remind us 
that her childhood was a Canuck version of The Grapes of Wrath. After her 
huge hit "My Heart Will Go On", which became Titanically annoying, Dion 
announced her retirement and intent to spend more time with her husband, 
who was ill at the time. The latter point is perfectly understandable, but 
why do these people always have to jump the gun and say they're retiring, 
when they know they have no intent of following through?

Sure enough, Dion made a big comeback and is selling CD's by the bushel. 
Look for more retirements looming on the horizon for Celine. Her husband's 
26 years older than she is, so she'll probably announce a "farewell 
concert" every time she has to stop and mush up his dinner for him. Maybe 
if she actually does retire, she can take a few of those other highly 
annoying "diva" types with her, such as Mariah Carey, whose high notes can 
be easily recreated by putting your head next to a stack of Marshall amps, 
cranking the volume up to ten, and listening to the tone from a test of the 
Emergency Broadcast System.

Dion and Carey make me weep for the future. Not because of their music, but 
because someday, a few thousand light years away, an alien SETI program is 
going to pick up those high notes. After they do, they'll cringe, come to 
earth, take the remaining cotton that they didn't use to plug up their 
ears, and shove it in our mouths. We'll be getting what we deserve for 
giving tinnitus to an entire civilization of highly advanced aliens.

Sir Anthony Hopkins- Shortly after Hopkins made Silence of the Lambs, he 
said he was finished making movies. Since then, he's churned out more 
pictures than a New Orleans Foto-Mat during Mardis Gras. Hopkins is a fine 
actor, but I'd hoped that England wouldn't have dealt the title of "Sir" to 
a promise breaker.

KISS- This band of four heavily made-up gothic geezers has recently 
concluded what they called their final tour ever. They'll be back within a 
year. For the next tour, I hope they toss out the costumes once and for 
all. The caked-on makeup, combined with a brutal aging process, has left 
them looking less like KISS, and more like four Joan Collins impersonators.

Cher- The famed singer and actress says that this summer's tour will be her 
last. That's highly unlikely. A few years ago, she had her biggest hit ever 
with "Believe", a song with a techno-dance beat so simplistic and 
repetitive that my cat can duplicate it on a Casio. There are more complex 
hooks in my tackle box.

With the cash tumbling in and the hits still coming, there's no way that 
this is it for Cher. There's even a new line of dolls out, predictably 
called "Cher." Made entirely of plastic and sporting several gaudy outfits, 
you can find "Cher" at a store now. The dolls are there too.

The Rolling Stones- The Stones say that this will be their final tour, at 
least the last one that doesn't involve formaldehyde. I tend to think they 
might be telling the truth on this one. For almost 40 years, the Stones 
have been the Goliath's of Rock and Roll. Unfortunately for the Goliath's, 
Father Time is now going by the name of "David."

To announce the last few Stones tours, the group has arrived at the press 
conference by flatbed truck, train, boat, and this time a blimp. I noticed 
that with each press conference the speed of the vehicle they used 
decreased exponentially. If they do tour again after this year and my 
theory holds water, they'll show up for the next press conference on Rascal 
motorized carts. It's not me-- it's science.

I'm not one for frivolous laws, but if there have to be some, why can't we 
make one that says if you say you're retiring, you have to stick to it? 
When even a hearty "farewell" becomes a cheesy marketing ploy, we've had it.

I was going to point out that so far only Johnny Carson has done it the 
right way, but with my luck he'd show up tomorrow with a new show.


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mid-Michigan, and in the winter he moves to the south side of the same house
and deludes himself into thinking that he has a winter home. He is
constantly proofread by his wife and three children. In addition to columns
and stories, Doug writes all kinds of short form humor, topical jokes, etc,
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