<--------- http://www.paulsfunhouse.com --------->
and
<----------The Grand Pooh-Bah of Humour ---------->
presents

<---------------------PHWeekly Joke Ezine!--------------------->
<-------The Little Sister Of Purehumour Joke Ezine------>

PHWEEKLY is sent by request ONLY...if you wish to stop
receiving these mailings then please visit:
<a href=" http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com/phweekly.html ">Click</a>

Don't forget to sign up for the Paul's Fun House Web Board...I've been really
busy over the past few weeks and haven't really had much time to visit there...
but it needs someone to get in there and get some action going:
<a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/board/ ">Click</a>
http://www.paulsfunhouse.com/board/

Today's issue includes contributions by: Ron, Megan, Paul, Di Ann, Wayne,
Barb E, Terri, Nevanish, D.A. Funk, Colorado Kid, Marina.

If you want to see your name here...send your jokes to:
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Jokes</a>

-------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------
Lets start with a quickie:

Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?

None of them have closets to come out of.

--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

Disposable Man
<a href=" http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/46.html ">Click</a>
http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/46.html

Shakin The Bacon
<a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/49.htm ">Click</a>
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/49.htm

------------------------SPONSOR---------------------------------
Today's issue is brought to you by:

15% OFF EVERTYHING UNTIL DEC 24TH!!!! Yes that's right...
shop the Paul's Fun House Giftshop and receive 15% off your
purchase AND if you spend $50.00 or more...you will receive
a free gift with your order. Spend $100.00 or more and you
will also get free S&H. There is no better time to shop than
right now! Check it out:
<a href=" http://giftshop.paulsfunhouse.com ">Click</a>
http://giftshop.paulsfunhouse.com

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had
designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He
asked my help in putting it into operation.

At first, he handled most of the work. Eventually, though,
he asked me to help with the last phase of the training.
When I sat down with one woman and told her I would be
showing her how to make changes to the files, she sighed
with relief. "I'm so glad you're teaching me instead of him."

Surprised, I said that my colleague was far more experienced
than I was.

"Yes," she said, "but I feel much more comfortable with you.
I get nervous around really smart people."

--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------

LIKE MY LIST?

Why not give us a vote or recommend us to a friend?

Vote Now :
<a href=" http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?386.30.0 ">Vote for Me!</a>
------------------------GUS COOKS!------------------------------

Gus really gets cooking...a new strip each day!
<a href="http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php";>Click</a>
http://www.guscooks.com/strips.php

----------------------TODAY IN HISTORY-----------------------

If today is your birthday...you share it with:

1940 Gosta Pettersson Sweden, cyclist (Olympic-silver-1968)
1943 Andrew Goodman civil rights worker, murdered in 1964
1945 Steve Landesberg Bronx NY, comedian/actor (Barney Miller)
1951 Bernd Landvoigt German DR, coxless pairs (Olympics-gold-1976)
1951 David Rappaport London England, 3'11" actor (Wizard, Time Bandits)
1951 Jorg Landvoigt German DR, coxless pairs (Olympics-gold-1976)
1952 Francie Larrieu Smith US, track runner (AAU 1 mile-1979)
1956 Michael Brainard LA, actor (Joey Martin-All My Children)
1956 Shane Gould Australia, 200m/400m freestyle swimmer (Oly-gold-1972)
1958 David Wallace Miami, actor (General Hospital, Babysitter, Humongus)
1959 Maxwell Caulfield Derbyshire England, actor (Miles-The Colbys)
1964 Boyd Kestner actor (Outsiders)

.....and on this day in history:

1955 British transfer Cocos (Keeling) Is in Indian Ocean to Australia
1959 "Fiorello!" premiers on Broadway
1960 Tiros 2, a weather satellite is launched
1963 Horatio Alger Society founded
1963 JFK's body, lay in repose in East Room of White House
1964 Beatles release "I Feel Fine" & "She's a Woman"
1968 Milwaukee Bucks make their 1st NBA trade, giving Bob Love & Bob Weiss to Chicago Bulls for Flynn Robinson
1971 China People's Republic seated in UN Security Council
1975 Bob Thomas of Chicago Bears kicks 55-yard field goal
1977 European weather satellite Meteosat 1 launched from Cape Canaveral
1980 4,800 die in series of earthquakes that devastated southern Italy
1982 Challenger moves to Vandenberg AFB and mated for STS-6
1982 NY Islanders & Minnesota North Stars play to an 8-8 tie
1985 58 die as Egyptian commandos storm hijacked Egyptair jet in Malta
1985 Retired CIA analyst Larry Wu-tai Chin, arrested of spying for China
1988 South Africa: Botha reprieves Sharpeville Six
1988 Wayne Gretzky scores his 600th NHL goal
1988 Yankees sign free agent 2nd-baseman Steve Sax to 3-year contract
1989 Pilots Union give up sympathy strike against Eastern Airlines
1991 Evander Hollyfield retains HW boxing title, KOs Bert Cooper in 7

2002 http://www.scopesys.com/today/
--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the
animals on display. While he was there, a Command S
ergeants Major (CSM) from the local airfield walked in
and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6114 monkey,
please." The man nodded, went to a cage at the side
of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and
leash on the animal and handed it the CSM , saying,
"That'll be $1,000." The CSM paid and left with the
monkey.

Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and said,
"That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only
a few hundred dollars.Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can
rig aircraft flight controls, score 300 on the Army APFT,
set up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any
warrant officer with no back talk or complaints. It's
well worth the money."

The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's
even more expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey; it can
instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance
at the unit,intermediate, and Depot level, and even do most
of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third
monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". The shocked
tourist exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What in the world could it do?" "Well, I've
never actually seen him do anything but drink beer and play
with his dick, but his papers say he's a Pilot..

-----------------------QUICK QUOTE----------------------------

"The universe may not always be fair, but at least it has one hell of a
sense of humour."
-Carrie Bradshaw

--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

Grow A Foot
<a href=" http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/47.html ">Click</a>
http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/47.html

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

The following sign hangs in a local garage:

AUTO REPAIR PRICE LIST
Ping-Ping-Ping .......$ 35.00
Plunk-Ping-Plunk ...$ 50.00
Klunk-Ping-Klunk ...$ 125.00
Thud-Klunk-Thud ....$ 200.00
Clang-Thud-Klank ...$ 325.00

-------------------------A DOG'S WORLD------------------------

A Dog's World is a continuing story that will appear in each
issue...miss a segment?...then check out the archives at:
http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj

Sam sneered and growled at Rex. "Hey come on you
two." Pleaded Shep. "Fighting now isn't going to
help us at all."

Among the bickering the dogs never noticed the small
head of a white and brown cat poking up through the
hole.

"You guys would be funny if you weren't such losers."

The pack had heard the voice but it took them a second
to realize it had come from the cat in the hole.
"Excuse me." Said Sam.

"That's right losers." The cat replied.

Rex raised up on hi haunches and snarled, "You're
talking awful big for someone who could be a midday
snack."

Copyright 2001-02 D. Scott
Check out more at: http://www.humorcorner.com
--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

Direct Line To God
<a href=" http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/48.html ">Click</a>
http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/48.html

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

Becky, Wendy and Anni are talking about their boyfriends. "It's
funny," says Becky, "Gene's balls are always cold as ice when I'm
sucking his dick."

"You know what?" replies Wendy. "It's exactly the same with my
James..."

They turn to Anni, and ask, "When you blow Sam, are his balls
cold, too?"

Anni replied, "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Sam's thing
in my mouth!"

"You're crazy," Wendy pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way
to keep a guy. You should try it."

Anni says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet
at the cafe and Anni is sporting a wicked shiner.

"Whoa!" Becky asks. "How did you get that black eye?"

"Sam hit me when I was blowing him," Anni says.

"What on earth for?" Wendy asks.

"I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how
strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how
Gene's and James's are so cold."

--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------

Put your brand on everyone's desktop...See You Again software
gives you the ability to get your logo right up in front of
the people you need...bringing them back over and over again
to YOUR site! Get a jump on the competition...See You Again!
<a href="http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/23.html";>Click</a>
http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/23.html

------------------------STRANGE BREED!-------------------------

If you like funny, wacky, and clean cartoons, then check out
"Strange Breed". It's sure to make you and your whole family
laugh."

<a href="http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm";>Click</a>
http://www2.hi.net/s4/strangebreed.htm

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

A poll was conducted as to whether men prefer women with large
thighs or women with thin thighs. The results were pretty surprising:

10% of those men surveyed prefered women with large thighs.
10% of the men prefered women with thin thighs.
And the other 80% prefered in-between.

GUESS WHERE MY INTEREST LIES?????

--------------FROM THE BATHROOM WALL -------------

Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

-------------------------QUIZ QUEEN------------------------------

Female lions belong to prides. What do male lions join?

A. Nothing, they are always alone as adults
B. Male Prides
C. Coalitions
D. Fraternities

<Answers in Next Issue!>

03/11

Last Issue's Answers:

Rugby is played in more than 80 countries. Which country has the most
players?

A. Japan

Copyright 2002 Dawggone Communications
Website: http://quizqueen.net
Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

"I think I deserve a raise," the man
said to his boss. "You know...there
are three other companies after me."

"Is that so?" asked the manager.
"What other companies are after you?"

"Well...the electric company, the phone
company, and the gas company."

--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

Software Is Like Sex
<a href=" http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/55.html ">Click</a>
http://www.aikenslaughs.com/1/55.html

1 Glass A Day
<a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/38.htm ">Click</a>
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/38.htm

---------------NON SMOKING SECTION-------------------------

<To comply with recent internet law changes...Purehumour will
now present a daily non-smoking section...this section is fully
smoke-free...I do not smoke while creating it...and you are
requested not to smoke while you read it! You co-operation
is expected.>

Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers
break in. One robber rushes the teller windows,
one guards the door and the third bank robber
stands in the middle of the bank and yells,
"Right! Everyone up against the wall and empty
your pockets. We want valuables, watches and
wallets."

The first lawyer jams something into his buddy
lawyer's hand. "What's this?" asks his friend
without looking down.

"It's that $100 I owe you" answers the other
lawyer.

<End of non-smoking section...please light your tobacco products
once more>
---------------DUSTING OFF THE ARCHIVES---------------

In an attempt to boost the number of visits to the Purehumour
archives...in each issue I will highlight today's date in the archives
from the past three years...take a look at todays issue in history
to see how Purehumour has evolved and what was funny in the
past!

November 23th 2000 [Remember all those election jokes?]

<a href=" http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj/m563.html ">Click</a>
http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj/m563.html

--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------

Do you love PHWeekly? Enough to open your wallet a little?
If you wish to donate to support the continue success of this
ezine...please visit the link below...no amount is too small!
<a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html ">Click</a>
http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/ph.html

--------------------IT'S NOT PUNNY!------------------------------

Hillary Clinton was selected Monday the national issues spokesperson by
the Democratic party. She immediately refused comment on the Ten
Commandments display just ordered out of the Alabama Supreme Court
lobby. Hillary Clinton isn't opposed to the Ten Commandments, but she's
not exactly married to the idea, either.

------------------------TIMEKILLER-------------------------------

The Dirty Song
<a href=" http://www.jillsjokeline.com/dirty.html ">Click</a>
http://www.jillsjokeline.com/dirty.html

I Love This Job
<a href=" http://ezinesetc.com/oct5.htm ">Click</a>
http://ezinesetc.com/oct5.htm

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

There are three golfers, (Buzz, Norm and
Kurt) who are looking for a fourth. Buzz
mentions that his friend Paul is a pretty
good golfer, so they decide to invite him
for the following Saturday.

"Sure, I'd love to play," says Paul, "but I
may be about ten minutes late, so wait
for me."

Saturday rolls around. Buzz, Norm, and
Kurt arrive promptly at 9:00 and find Paul
already waiting for them.

He plays right-handed and beats them all.

Quite pleased with their new fourth,
they ask him if he'd like to play again
the following Saturday.

"Yeah, sounds great," says Paul. "But I may
be about ten minutes late, so wait for me."

The following Saturday, again, all four
golfers show up on time, but this time
Paul plays left-handed and beats them
all.

As they're getting ready to leave, Paul says,
"See you next Saturday, but I may be about
ten minutes late, so wait for me."

Every week, Paul is right on time and plays
great with whichever hand he decides to use.
And every week, he departs with the same
message.

After a couple months, Kurt is pretty tired of
this routine, so he says, "Wait a minute,
Paul. Every week you say you may be
about ten minutes late, but you're right
on time. You beat us either left-handed
or right-handed. What's the story?"

"Well," Paul says, "I'm kind of
superstitious. When I get up in the
morning, I look at my wife. If she's
sleeping on her left side, I play
left-handed, and if she's sleeping on
her right side, I play right-handed."

"So what do you do if she's sleeping
on her back?" Buzz asks.

"Well...that's when I'm about ten
minutes late."

--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------

Get your condoms here!
<a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/5.html ">Click</a>

--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

It was a slow afternoon at the pharmacy when
Anthony, the pharmacist, saw a young, buxom
blonde walk into the drugstore. The beautiful
blonde sashayed up to the counter and asked
Anthony, "Do you sell extra large condoms?"

The pharmacist replied, "Yes we do. Would you
like to buy some?"

The blonde responds, "No sir, but do you mind
if I wait around here until someone does?"

--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

Einstein Family Portrait
<a href=" http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/029.html ">Click</a>
http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/029.html

-------------------------WEIRD NEWS---------------------------

Viagra could be the key to boosting countries' flagging
economic performance, it's being claimed.

Doctors at a medical health conference in Singapore have
been warned sexual problems could take a high economic toll.

Psychiatrist Emil Man-Lun Ng, from the University of Hong
Kong, said: "If you are sexually not fulfilled, your quality
of life will decrease, which leads to a dip in the resources
of the country and the economy."

The professor, who is founder of the Asian Federation for
Sexual Health, is among the experts from Asia, Europe and the
US attending the three-day Sex Health Conference.

He said: "When the economy is down, sexual activity is lower
as people get depressed and have less sex."

The congress, which aims to raise awareness of human sexuality
and its problems, also heard calls for more research on female
sexuality.

Beverly Whipple, from Rutgers University in the US, says most
research so far has focused on male sexual problems.

The treatments and drugs used to treat those cannot be used for
women, as female anatomy is more complex, she said.

Weird News is a daily feature of Purehumour...it contains
a previously published News Report. If you find an article
that you wish to see here..please send the article, name of
the publication and date to:
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">News</a>
IF you like Weird News...subscribe to my weekly ezine of
Weird News Weekly:
<a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists</a>
--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

[A Classic!]

Mr. Johnson, the head of a large American firm, called a board
meeting just before his vacation. He wanted to delegate jobs for his
time away to the lesser members and staff on the board. As he was
going round the table handing out jobs, he came to the new member of
staff, Mr. Chen, and put him in charge of supplies.

He figured that since Mr. Chen was new, he would give him an easy
job. On his return, Mr. Johnson called another meeting and asked
for updates.

After going around the table, he realized that Mr. Chen was missing.
Mr. Johnson asked the board if anybody had seen Mr. Chen, but to his
dismay, he learned that Mr. has been missing for two weeks.

After sending out a message to every employee in the firm, Mr. Johnson
found out from a cleaning lady that Mr. Chen has been in the
building, constantly down in stores.

The board decided to go down a see what Mr. Chen has been doing,
thinking he has rearranged the system and been working his buns off.
When they got down there, they found all the lights out. Just as
they were about to leave, Mr. Chen leapt out from behind a box and
shouted, "Supplies!"

-------------------------QUICK WIT-------------------------------

[||||] R O S E P A R A D E [||||]

Four thousand note biz hopefuls turned out at Pasadena's Rose Bowl to
aud for coveted contesteslots on the next round of "American Idol."
(LAT/11/19)

Also rans were given maps to the Unemployment Office to join the
American Idle.

Copyright 2002 by Bob Mills, all rights reserved.
http://www.topica.com/lists/funnysideup
--------------------------HUMOUR---------------------------------

In school the lesson was about the word "contagious".

The teacher asked the class if anyone could use the word contagious in
a sentence.

One girl raised her hand and said, "I had the chicken pox and I
couldn't go outside and play because it was contagious."

The teacher replied, "That was good. Can anyone else use contagious in
a sentence?"

One of the boys said, "I couldn't go over my friend's house because he
had a cold and my mother said it was contagious."

The teacher replied, "That's good. Anyone else?"

Little Johnny said, "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father
took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbour's driveway."

The teacher was upset and said, "That was a horrible thing to do.
And besides, it has nothing to do with the lesson."

Johnny spoke up, "Yes it does. My father came in the house laughing,
saying it will take the contagious to shovel herself out."

--------------------ADVERTISEMENT---------------------------

HE'S SO CUTE !!!
Get your own interactive DeskMate for FREE
<a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/13.html";>Click Here </a>

!! FREE !! DOWNLOAD NOW !! FREE !!
Tahni. The world's cutest digital Supermodel!
<a href=" http://ads.paulsfunhouse.com/14.html "> Click Here </a>

--------------------------TOON TIME------------------------------

License To Complain
<a href=" http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/031.html ">Click</a>
http://www.myrddinsnet.com/jah/031.html

My Ex Was Ambidextrous
<a href=" http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/39.htm ">Click</a>
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/at/39.htm

---------DUMB CROOK OF THE DAY AWARD---------

A German bank robber who forgot to cut open eye slits
in his mask and lifted it up to demand money was
convicted and sentenced to four years in jail, state
prosecutors in Giessen said on Tuesday.

The robber, dubbed "Germany's dumbest criminal" by Bild
newspaper, had entered a bank in the western town with
a burlap bag over his head. Bumping into bank customers
on his way to the teller, he pulled out a plastic knife
and a toy pistol.

He then lifted the front of his mask to look at the teller
and demand money. The robber was told the safe couldn't be
opened and he fled. But he was easily identified from the
security cameras behind the teller and soon arrested.

"He was a real amateur," said Giessen police spokesman
Gerald Frost. "He lifted the mask and looked straight into
the camera. He was quickly identified and arrested a day
later."

Volker Kramer, spokesman for the Giessen state prosecutor's
office, said the robber was convicted of attempted robbery
late on Monday and sentenced to four years in jail.

---------------------ADVERTISING---------------------------------

This ezine is for sale...interested parties please contact me at:
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Details will be given to persons with a real interest in continuing to
publish a quality ezine.

---------------------------QUICKIE----------------------------------

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
replied,"I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

--------------------------EDITORIAL--------------------------------

Where in the World are...The Terrorists?
by Lynette

I'm a little depressed, things aren't going too great on the
personal side, so I turn to the news headlines and I'm laughing like
a hyena that swallowed a feather.

"Bali suspect said bombers hate U.S."

According to the AP story, the bombers who targeted the
nightclub "hate Americans and their real targets were U.S. citizens."

Well, excuse me, but trying to kill United States citizens by
bombing an Indonesian nightclub is like walking into a Bible
bookstore to buy a vibrator.

It's like ordering tofu at Bob's Steak and Other Dead Meat House.

It's like eating yogurt at a baseball game.

Oh, sorry, that's been done.

The story goes on to say that the bombers were "not that happy
because Australians were killed in big numbers."

Imagine how the Australians feel.

They'll tell you, "Nothing yanks my wanker like being mistaken for
an American."

Who can disagree with that?

If we're going to be blown into bits, then we want to make dang sure
the bombers know who we are, right?

Let's start first by consulting a map.
Here's the United States and way over there is Indonesia.
Okay, then.

According to this logic, in order for the United States to
retaliate, we need to bomb France.

That's all well and good and if you ask a lot of people, they
wouldn't mind too much if we bombed France but then France would
need to strike back and they would, of course, have to bomb Korea.

Korea would be out of sorts about that and would need to assert
their studliness by bombing Iceland.

Iceland would probably be grateful for the increased warmth from the
explosives but then would gather up their arms and weapons and go
after Australia and now we're almost back to where we started.

In the meantime, our shores are still under threat of imminent death
from terrorists with box cutters who try to set their shoes on fire.

I can just imagine this guy's televised trial. "We'll be right back
after these messages from our sponsor."

"Do your feet itch? Are you embarrassed by athlete's foot or odor?
For heaven's sake, don't set your shoes on fire! Try our footpads!
Guaranteed to put the heat out!"

"Are you embarrassed because you can't set your shoes on fire with
the first try? Try Zippo lighters! Light it right the first time!"

It would be about as tasteful as advertising Ginzu knives during the
O.J. Simpson trial.

---

Lynette is the writer and creator of the website: www.lynetteisfunny.com.
She lives in Bend, Oregon with her husband and two children. Her family is
the main comedy source for her column although she is not above making up
something just to be funny. Email Lynette at [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Your article length submissions are welcome...send your
humourous submissions of between 300 and 500 words to:
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Editorials</a>
Editorial comments expressed here are copyright the writer and
may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the expressed
written consent of the writer and also the editor of Purehumour.
----------------------------XXX SITES TO VISIT---------------------------
The following are XXX sites...if you click them...you will see material
that could offend you...pure and simple! If you don't wish to see such
material...then DON'T click them! This is your only warning!

****NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW****

Free Stocking Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=55&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=55&u=purehumour

Free Stories Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=42&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=42&u=purehumour

Free Teen Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=43&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=43&u=purehumour

Free Teen Yearbook
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=92&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=92&u=purehumour

Free Tiny Tits Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=15&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=15&u=purehumour

Free Transsexual Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=44&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=44&u=purehumour

Free Transsexuals Yearbook
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=113&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=113&u=purehumour

Free Twinks Yearbook
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=109&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=109&u=purehumour

Free Upskirt Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=17&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=17&u=purehumour

Free Voyeur Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=45&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=45&u=purehumour

Free Voyeur Yearbook
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=110&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=110&u=purehumour

Free XXX Ezine
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=46&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=46&u=purehumour

Free XXX Yearbook
<a href=" http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=96&u=purehumour ">Click</a>
http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=96&u=purehumour

--------------------IMPORTANT INFORMATION!--------------------
When forwarding this ezine please leave this trailer message
in place.

None of this material is considered copyright...it is
considered in the public domain. If any material is
copyrighted please notify me at <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Copyright</a>
and proper credit will be given. It has been collected from various
sources and submitters names have been included when given.

Paul Croft - Owner/Editor-In-Chief/Grand Pooh-Bah of Humour!
Contact me: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Paul's Address</a>

Do you have a product, website or mailing list?? Interested in
advertising on PHWeekly??
Ad rates are only $2.00 CPM
More details?
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Ad Rates</a>

Email submissions to:
Jokes: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Send Jokes</a>

PHWeekly Joke Ezine as a whole is copyright Paul Croft-2002
All Worldwide rights reserved! PHWeekly is published in small town
Canada...all views expressed are not necessarily those of the
publisher and should not be taken as such...they are meant in the
spirit of humour and nothing else! If offended by a selection in this
issue...please hit delete!

Some material in PHWeekly is written exclusively for PHWeekly...
this material is marked as such! Copyright is retained by the original
author and any reproduction in whole or in part without the expressed
written permission of the author and also the publisher of PHWeekly
is strictly prohibited!

The BEST Lists around:

Purehumour (the Original)-Sent Almost Daily:
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">Purehumour</a>
or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a>

PHWeekly (Purehumour Lite) - Sent Saturdays
Subscribe: <a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">PHWeekly</a>
or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a>

Weird News Ezine (A clean look at bizarre news) - Sent Saturdays
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=subscribe ">Weird News Weekly</a>
or visit: <a href=" http://lists.paulsfunhouse.com ">Lists Page</a>

To cancel (unsubscribe) from these mailings...please visit:
<a href=" http://unsubscribe.paulsfunhouse.com/phweekly.html ">Unsubscribe Page</a>

These are the worst jokes in history...the jokes that were banned from Purehumour...get them now! Send a blank email to: <this is an autoresponder>
<a href=" mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ">Banned Jokes</a>

Archives at: <a href=" http://www.escribe.com/humor/pj ">Archives</a>

Website: <a href=" http://www.paulsfunhouse.com ">Homepage</a>



Reply via email to