When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a
zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
boring. She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't
keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous
things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with
her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.
I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big
THE DAILY JOKE POST!
Is brought to you by JOKEPOST.com!
Your source for jokes on the internet.
Lista [EMAIL PROTECTED]
- Para assinar esta lista, envie e-mail para
- Para se desinscrever, envie e-mail para
[EMAIL PROTECTED] - mas pense bem antes! :)
- Para mais informacoes sobre esta lista, va\' no endereco
- Qualquer duvida sobre a lista, escreva para
|página do grupo||diretório de grupos||diretório de pessoas||cancelar assinatura|