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TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this could happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that
time-management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here
just
in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. "...and in Jesus' name. Amen."
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1.000ton
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