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Essa e' pra quem assistiu Star Wars e 
se lembra da musica "Y.M.C.A.", dos boiolas do Village People.

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** Y.O.D.A. (Versão do "Y.M.C.A." do Village People)
** (Cantado pelo mestre Yoda, quando conhece Luke Skywalker)

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down . I said
YOUNG MAN, now, it's muddy and brown . I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear . I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here ? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old !
He's so strong in the Force !
Do your Jedi Diploma course !

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Come and get yourself clean !
Come and have a good meal !
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel !

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah . He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far . I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot . It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old !
He's so strong in the Force !
Do your Jedi Diploma course !

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
Don't just stand in the rain !
You're all covered with mud !
Come and sample my homemade crud !

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me ? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless, you see ! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry, but, brave ! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends ? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
You should stay here and train !
You don't have to save Han !
If you do so, you'll lose your hand !

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repita)

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