Doa seorang Slamet
Slamet masuk ke toko obat
dan membeli sebiji kondom. Dengan riang dia
bilang kepada pemilik toko
bahwa sebentar lagi dia akan makan malam di
rumah pacarnya.
"Bapak kan tahu sendiri, biasanya setelah
itu kan ada
kelanjutannya", tambah slamet sambil menyeringai.
Kondom pun berpindah
tangan.
Baru beberapa langkah ke
luar toko, dia kembali masuk. "Saya minta satu
lagi", katanya.
"Adik pacar saya juga cantik. Agak genit pula. Saya
rasa
dia juga naksir saya. Siapa tahu malam ini
saya mujur...". Kondom
kedua berpindah
tangan.
Slamet kembali masuk dan minta tambahan satu kondom lagi.
"Begini, ibunya
juga tak kalah seksi.
Penampilannya jauh lebih muda dari usianya. Dan
kalau duduk di depan saya,
dia selalu menyilangkan kaki. Saya yakin dia
juga tak keberatan kalau
saya
dekati...".
Dengan berbekal tiga
kondom, Slamet datang ke rumah pacarnya sambil tak
putus bersiul. Sajian
sudah siap. Pacar Slamet, adik dan ibunya sudah
menunggu. Slamet pun
langsung bergabung. Mereka
menunggu sang ayah.
Begitu sang ayah masuk ke
ruang makan, Slamet langsung memimpin doa sambil
menunduk dalam-dalam. Yang
lain-lain ikut menundukkan kepala.
Satu menit berlalu. Slamet
makin khusuk berdoa. Dua menit. Slamet terus
komat-kamit -- cukup
panjang untuk sebuah doa sebelum makan.
Pada menit keempat,
pacarnya menyenggol kakinya dan berbisik, "Saya baru
tahu kamu ternyata sangat
religius".
Sambil terus menunduk,
Slamet menjawab dengan suara hampir menangis:
"Saya juga baru tahu
ayah kamu yang punya
toko obat...."
Riansah Abbas
Osman Ramli Satrio & Rekan
Member of Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu
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