Hej Czemu cron wysyła mi fortunki???
----- Forwarded message from Cron Daemon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ----- [...] > Subject: Cron <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> /bin/run-parts /etc/cron.daily > Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:07:01 +0200 > > /etc/cron.daily/logrotate: > > error: Ignoring apache.rpmnew, because of .rpmnew ending > > "I believe I can bring him back.... What are you doing?" > "I'm going with you." > "No, you're not." > > "No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me > than he does to you. I believe if you're really serious about saving him you > are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, > if you don't like, I believe you can go to hell. Because you aren't going > anywhere else. Tank, load us up." > > -- Neo and Trinity, "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #64: > > CPU needs recalibration > > > BOFH excuse #326: > > We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room. > > > BOFH excuse #404: > > Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer. > > > "Dodge this." > > -- Trinity, "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #25: > > Decreasing electron flux > > > BOFH excuse #365: > > parallel processors running perpendicular today > > > "Am I dead?" > "Far from it." > > -- Neo and Morpheus, "The Matrix" > > > "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I > tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. > Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium > with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area > and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And > the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another > organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it > is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a > plague, and we are the cure." > > -- Agent Smith, "The Matrix" > > > "You believe it's the year 1999 when in fact it's closer to 2199. I can't > tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know. There's > nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See for > yourself." > > -- Morpheus, "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #300: > > Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters > > > BOFH excuse #341: > > HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here > > > "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. > You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I > didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell > you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm > going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to > show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without > borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from > there is a choice I leave to you." > > -- Neo, "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #324: > > Your packets were eaten by the terminator > > > BOFH excuse #220: > > Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch. > > > BOFH excuse #257: > > That would be because the software doesn't work. > > > BOFH excuse #369: > > Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins. > > > BOFH excuse #305: > > IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptable-Power-Supply > > > BOFH excuse #190: > > Proprietary Information. > > > BOFH excuse #161: > > monitor VLF leakage > > > BOFH excuse #47: > > Complete Transient Lockout > > > "Would you please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose > change.... Holy shit!" > > "Backup. Send backup!" > > -- "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #393: > > Interferance from the Van Allen Belt. > > > BOFH excuse #209: > > Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft) > > > BOFH excuse #48: > > bad ether in the cables > > > BOFH excuse #181: > > Atilla the Hub > > > "You believe it's the year 1999 when in fact it's closer to 2199. I can't > tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know. There's > nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See for > yourself." > > -- Morpheus, "The Matrix" > > > BOFH excuse #419: > > Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem > > /etc/cron.daily/stats.mmm: > > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Warning: Truncating oversized request field > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Warning: Truncating oversized referrer field > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record > Error: Skipping oversized log record ----- End forwarded message ----- -- --= Michal Kochanowicz =--==--==BOFH==--==--= [EMAIL PROTECTED] =-- --= finger me for PGP public key or visit http://michal.waw.pl/PGP =-- --==--==--==--==--==-- Vodka. Connecting people.--==--==--==--==--==-- A chodzenie po górach SSIE!!! _______________________________________________ pld-devel-pl mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://lists.pld-linux.org/mailman/listinfo/pld-devel-pl
