This time of year reminds me of my friend Junie. Her husband Ollie is in prison for making an illegal copy of Windows. I'm in contact with the escape committee, Linux users who are also fond of Rodgers and Hammerstein show tunes. So when I got a singing phone call, "June is busting out Oliver!" ...
I don't want any more punnishing telephone calls, or friends in jail for using the wrong operating system. Before the Business Software Alliance sends the cops to break down your front door, sneak out the back with your computer, and bring it to Free Geek at 1731 SE 10th Avenue (three blocks south of Hawthorne) Sunday June 16 between 1pm and 5pm. We will erase the evidence, replacing it with Linux (perhaps even BSD) in your choice of decorator colors and distros! No worries about fingerprints - we have keyboards, monitors, and mice that the cops will never find. Yes We Scan? No! Free Geek has wired and wireless internet for your anonymous Internet pleasure. We don't do good-cop/bad-cop - but we do have good and bad Linux advice (your choice) from our skilled team of easily distractable look at the pretty butterfly! We have coffee and snacks. We may not have a cake with a file baked in it, but we have cake packs of CDs and DVDs onto which we can bake all the files you want! So - escape from the prison of Windows, and join us this third Sunday for Linux Clinic! Keith -- Keith Lofstrom [email protected] Voice (503)-520-1993 _______________________________________________ PLUG-announce mailing list [email protected] http://lists.pdxlinux.org/mailman/listinfo/plug-announce
