Mark Jarvis wrote: > (Copied from the Puns of the Day mail list) > > Maybe not new, but I liked it . . . > > Kimberly-Clark, makers of the popular Scott brand of bathroom tissue, today > announced its new "HTTP//" brand of bathroom tissue targeted directly to the > "digerati" market. Scott Tissue is the world's oldest and best-selling > bathroom tissue, available in more countries than any other brand of tissue. > Introduced in 1913, Scott Tissue is soft, strong and long lasting with > 1,000-sheet rolls. The new "HTTP://" (pronounced "H, T,T, P Colon Slash > Slash") tissue will be available in one kilosheet (1024 sheet) rolls instead > of the traditional 1000-sheet rolls. "If our test markets are any indicator, > the 1K rolls should be a big hit with not only the geeks on the go, but also > geeks who've got to go!" Each sheet of the 1K-sheet rolls of "HTTP://" Tissue > will feature a different image from a popular web page. The web page images > are provided by a number of sponsors, most notably Microsoft Corp., the lead > sponsor with over 256 sheets displaying different screen shots from the > company's various web sites. In a bold marketing move, Microsoft and > Kimberly-Clark agreed to co-market the "HTTP://" Tissue with the slogan, > "When Do You Want to Go Today?" > > uuuhhhh... YEAH!.
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