Je sais que c'est pas tres bien vu de forwarder, mais ca donne un example a ceux d'entre nous qui pensaient a partir vers de nouveaux horizons. La derniere est excellente. Desole c'est en anglais.
Arnaud. > > Are you bored with your job looking for the way out ? read on........ > > > > The last one seems particularly pertinant > > > > > > > >RESIGNATION LETTERS > > > > > > > > An offer of 1 million pounds plus free sex with a page > > > > three girl could not convince me to stay with your > > > > company. A position of junior goat herder in Mongolia > > > > would be a more positive career step, than staying > > > > here. What a shame. Our group have worked well, but, > > > > yet have been criminally overlooked. > > > > > > > > Finally: If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > > > > > > Dear Unpersonable B*tch > > > > > > > > As per the piece of crap I signed on my first day of > > > > this dreaded job, I hereby give 2 minutes notice of my > > > > intention to leave this awful company. > > > > > > > > I want to thank you for all you have not done for me > > > > in my employment here. It has been sheer torture > > > > working for you and representing this crappy company. > > > > > > > > It is now time for me to move on and I have accepted a > > > > position as a garbage person. This decision was quite > > > > easy and took little consideration. However, I am > > > > confident that this new role represents a step up from > > > > this piece of crap job. > > > > > > > > I wish the company would go to pieces and hope one day > > > > you too will realise that you cannot manage your way > > > > out of a paper bag. > > > > > > > > Glad to be gone, > > > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > > > > > > Dear Editor, > > > > > > > > I would like to confirm my status as the latest rodent > > > > to vacate your increasingly leaky vessel. > > > > > > > > Yours, > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > > > > > > Dear John: > > > > > > > > Please take note of the fact that I am hereby > > > > tendering my resignation from, effective, September 1, > > > > 2000. While I have a high degree of personal respect > > > > for you and the opportunities you have offered me, I > > > > am no longer comfortable working for a technology > > > > organization largely populated by politocrats, > > > > vengeful rivalries, and fiefdoms reminiscent of > > > > imperial Chinese literature. In fact, I dare say that > > > > I would rather be tied in a leather bag with ravenous, > > > > rabid ocelots than remain at this company any longer > > > > than the next two weeks. > > > > > > > > It was my sincere hope that the reptilian > > > > extraterrestrial tyrants who clandestinely own and > > > > operate the Technology Group would reveal themselves > > > > during my tenure here, but it appears they are far > > > > cannier then I ever gave them credit for. Hopefully, > > > > their insidious plot to befoul the American financial > > > > industry with foolish and ill-advised technology > > > > policies will eventually be revealed, but until then > > > > it seems their plans may march on uncontested. I give > > > > you due credit, for choosing to remain here to fight > > > > this hideous alien menace from within. > > > > > > > > God's speed, and may the Force be with you. > > > > > > > > Sincerely, > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > > > > > > Mr. X, > > > > > > > > As an employee of an institution of higher education, > > > > I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among > > > > these is that my direct superiors have an intellect > > > > that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After > > > > your consistent and annoying harassment of myself and > > > > my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I > > > > can only surmise that you are one of the few true > > > > genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network > > > > administrator, to explain every little nuance of > > > > everything I do each time you happen to stroll into > > > > my office is not only a waste of time, but also a > > > > waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know > > > > about Unix, and you were apparently hired to provide > > > > amusement to myself and other employees, who watch > > > > you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut > > > > and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never > > > > understand computers. Something as incredibly simple > > > > as binary still gives you too many options. > > > > > > > > You will also never understand why people hate you, > > > > but I am going to try and explain it to you, even > > > > though I am sure this will be just as effective as > > > > telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has > > > > more personality than you ever will. You walk around > > > > the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in > > > > others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about > > > > you that may have worked for your interview, but now > > > > that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off > > > > on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover > > > > for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial > > > > evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone > > > > else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad > > > > proof of the Dilbert principle. > > > > > > > > Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without > > > > you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am > > > > forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few > > > > parting thoughts. > > > > > > > > 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, > > > > it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The > > > > most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to > > > > comment." I will have friends randomly call you over > > > > the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I > > > > know you would be unable to do it on your own. > > > > > > > > 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the > > > > system, and I know every password you have used for > > > > the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am > > > > going to publish your "favourites list", which I > > > > conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your > > > > useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" > > > > are not usually viewed favourably by the > > > > administration. > > > > > > > > 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take > > > > pictures of your mothers b-day", you neglected to > > > > mention that you were going to take pictures of > > > > yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase > > > > them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it > > > > to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup > > > > bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied > > > > and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a > > > > glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell > > > > check please, I hate having to correct your mistakes.) > > > > > > > > Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of > > > > recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One > > > > word of this to anybody, and all of your little > > > > twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the > > > > public. Never f**k with your sys admin, because they > > > > know what you do with all your free time. > > > > > > > > Sincerely, > > > > > > ... This email is for the intended addressee only. If you have received it in error then you must not use, retain, disseminate or otherwise deal with it. Please notify the sender by return email. The views of the author may not necessarily constitute the views of Astrium Limited. 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