Nice text, you dougy!
Please, tell Keith so stop evangelizing about that 'free' software stuff...
:D
> Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:47:18 -0700
> From: [email protected]
> To: [email protected]; [email protected]
> Subject: [PLUG-ANNOUNCE] Linux Clinic Sunday April 15 1pm Free Geek
>
> IRS Commissioner Doug Schulman here, using Mr. Lofstrom's
> seized computer to announce the April 15th Linux Clinic.
> We've extended the filing date to Tuesday, April 17 so
> that you taxpayers can attend the Linux Clinic on Sunday,
> get your Linux computers working, then compute your taxes.
>
> We were beating notorious tax evader Keith Lofstrom with
> hoses, trying to find out where he got the money to purchase
> all his software. He told us that it was "free". Right...
>
> Then he told us that the Linux clinic was free as well,
> with free wireless and wired ethernet, free use of monitors
> and keyboards and mice, and free advice to help people
> with their Linux problems. And free snacks? Free coffee?
>
> Preposterous! We know that Apple Computer and Microsoft
> charge thousands of dollars for software and phone support,
> Kinkos charges twenty bucks an hour for their workstations,
> and Geek Squad charges their malware-plagued customers big
> bucks to equip their poorly trained staff with orange and
> black Volkswagens and poorly fitting black plastic glasses.
>
> The IRS doesn't like "free". You can't tax it, and there
> is no place on form 8347-6B for "distro downloads" and
> "live CDs", whatever those are.
>
> At first, Lofstrom told us that the Clinic was at Free Geek,
> 1731 SE 10th Avenue, between 1 and 5. We sent a surveilance
> team. That place is nothing but a bunch of raggedy hippies
> recycling old junk. After using the thumscrews on him,
> we finally got the real address, a large lakeside home
> near Redmond, Washington. We'll be waiting for you ...
>
> Dougy
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