Knowing that I use Linux, a friend sent this to me. I found it fall down funny, hope you do as well.
T. Reginald Gibbons (a pommy??) once wrote: ...... To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents toread this read list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action....... *8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? * _ __BSD <http://www.bsd.org/>_, _Lunix <http://www.lunix.com/>_, _Debian <http://www.debian.org/>_and _Mandrake <http://www.mandrake.com/>_are all versions of an _illegal hacker operation system <http://www.lunix.com/>_, invented by a _Soviet computer hacker <http://www.goldeneye.com/julian/boris.html>_named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called " _xenix <http://www.xenix.org/>_", which was written by _Microsoft <http://www.microsoft.com/>_for the _US government <http://www.usflag.org/>_. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a _telephone <http://www.att.net/>_. Your son may try to install " _lunix <http://www.lunix.com/>_" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, _lunix <http://www.lunix.com/>_is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a _professional <http://www.adequacy.org/diaries/users/70/index.html>_. If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed _lunix <http://www.lunix.com/>_. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. _Lunix <http://www.lunix.com/>_ is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. Wayne -- Sent from my Linux Computer _______________________________________________ PLUG mailing list [email protected] http://lists.pdxlinux.org/mailman/listinfo/plug
