Subject:  Software Problems

   Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
   new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
   and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
   product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
   programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all
   other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys
   Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
   whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
   while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am
   thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not
   work on this program.
   Can you help me, please!!! Thanks,

   Miguel


   REPLY
   Dear Miguel:

   This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
   primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
   1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
   program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
   run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
   still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.Hidden operating files within your
   system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
   gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program
   files from the system once installed.
   You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
   do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
   with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
   "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
   deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
   suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
   (GPFs).  You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
   might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
   to enter the command
   C:\APOLOGIZE.

   In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you
   will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
   return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the
   blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but VERY high
   maintenance.
   Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
   1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.
   Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
   This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
   irreversible damage to the operating system.

   Best of luck,
   Tech Support






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