I want to get Doors(tm)! -- ___ Eric Pareja (xenos AT upm.edu.ph) | Information Management Service [IMS] \e/ Network and Systems Administrator | University of the Philippines Manila v ~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~o~ "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -Galadriel
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 2 Apr 2002 11:46:28 -0800 From: Tabatha Persad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: A little humor break..... Why use Windows(tm) when you can install Doors(tm)? Doors(tm) is the revolutionary new Operating System that blows away all its competitors! Not only are Doors(tm) bigger than Windows(tm), but our security has by far the bleeding edge in BrickWall(tm) intrusion detection and system safeguarding! We have introduced a new type of file system, DBDFS(tm), (Dead Bolt Door File System), allowing you to control your Home(tm) (computer), Halls(tm) (media devices), the Rooms(tm) (folders or directories), and the files within them, deciding who should have a key on every level. Should anyone unauthorized find a way to break through the DBDFS(tm) into your Home(tm), we have a built-in, easy to configure RWSS(tm) (RottWeiler Security System), designed to sniff out the intruder in your Home(tm), track him, and alert you of their whereabouts by barking non-stop, extremely loud to make you aware of the breach. Between the DBDFS(tm), the BrickWall(tm) Intrusion Detection and the RWSS(tm), we can assure you that no one can get to your personal property. Now say for example your teenager is doing her homework and needs access to research material, a word processing application, and a printer. You will obviously need to give her a key to the Home(tm). Everyone is able to see the Halls(tm), but you only need to give her a key to the Rooms(tm) that have the particular items available. Therefore she can be added to the Family(tm) that has rights to these rooms, and she will be given a key. Our Car Mechanic(tm) (Internet Setup Assistant) gets you painlessly rolling on the World Wide Web. A TuneUp Center(tm) is located in your Windshield Browser(tm), allowing you to enhance your scenic Drive(tm) . If you are worried about younger children cruising the dangerous Information Highway you can be safe in knowing you did not allow them keys to the Car(tm) (Internet connection), and that the Car(tm) will remain in the Driveway(tm). Doors(tm) allows you to manage the way your Home(tm) looks by using our handy Home Decorator(tm). Change the colors and sizes of your Doors(tm), the Rooms(tm), and the Furniture(tm) (icons) used in your Home(tm)! When it comes time to add new hardware, just use our Renovation Manager(tm) to add the new equipment. If Doors(tm) does not have the necessary software, and as long as the Car(tm) isn't in need of a TuneUp(tm), the Renovation Manager(tm) will use the Car(tm) to take a cruise and find files needed to get your hardware up and running in a snap! Since Doors(tm) is compatible with all other operating systems, we are confident that the Car Mechanic(tm), Home Decorator(tm) and Renovation Manager(tm) will help you get your Home(tm) running as efficiently as it can! Stop leaving your Windows(tm) open to strangers! Buy and install Doors(tm) today, you'll be glad you did! (c) 2002 Tabatha Persad, All Rights Reserved. Windows(tm) is (c) Microsoft Corporation, All Rights Reserved _ Philippine Linux Users Group. Web site and archives at http://plug.linux.org.ph To leave: send "unsubscribe" in the body to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe to the Linux Newbies' List: send "subscribe" in the body to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
