On Sat, 2010-05-15 at 14:55 -0600, Von Fugal wrote:
> Wow, what a thread. I started flagging posts that I wanted to respond
> to specifically. Well, there were far too many. I might yet respond to
> a few.

Sorry, you're too late to the party. This thread was retconed by the
"external USB recommendation?" thread in which it was revealed that Jack
the Ripper was cryogenically frozen in a Victorian ice house then
revived during WWII to assasinate Hilter. When he failed to do so, MI5
discovered that the person revived was not in fact Jack the Ripper but
merely a butler who had been hypnotized. The actual Jack the Ripper was
in fact still living in Russia under the name Vladmir Lenin. And, in a
shocking twist, had previously used the name Niccolò Machiavelli. Marx
was just a patsy. As a personal challenge, Machiavelli/Jack the
Ripper/Lenin decided to engineer the collapse of human society by using
the eastern bloc to force western economic models toward exaggerated
extremes. Thankfully Isaac Asimov foresaw the danger and, using Harry
Seldon as a mouth piece, adjusted the trajectory of the collapse to
instead produce the recent financial panic. Ayn Rand, daughter of
Machiavelli/Jack the Ripper/Lenin, tried to counter this influence.
Fortunately, while she did manage to disorient several generations of
college sophomores, she never achieved the wholesale neural slaughter
she targeted.

And that is how Ernest Saved Christmas.

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