On Fri, Jul 16, 2010 at 2:34 PM, Henry Hertz Hobbit <[email protected]> wrote: > I am considering unsubscribing.
Talk is for the weak - strong men take action. Don't let this become another in your long line of unsubstantiated threats, Mr. Hertz. Show us you mean business! Leave this list. We will miss you - we'll weep and wail and gnash our teeth. Every one of us will spend weeks in anguish, searching our souls for the answer to the question - "What could I have done differently? How could I have kept dear Henry on my mailing list?" But no, good H.H.H., you are done with us. You are too good for the PLUG mailing list. Though our hearts are breaking already, you must leave us. It's for our own good, really. How can we grow beyond our current, juvenile state without the heartbreak of your departure to spur us into introspection? We cannot! Nothing short of the searing, intimate pain that accompanies a hole in our collective hearts - a hole that your laughter, your wit and fine, handsome looks once filled - can lead us to the make the changes in ourselves that we so desperately need. So go, Mr. Hertz. Leave us to our turmoil. It will be painful, but it's for the best. It really is. Mournfully, Mr. Daniel Crookston (I also look forward to Stuart's response to the original email.) /* PLUG: http://plug.org, #utah on irc.freenode.net Unsubscribe: http://plug.org/mailman/options/plug Don't fear the penguin. */
