On Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 10:10 AM, Christer Edwards
<[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 9:27 AM, Stuart Jansen <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 2010-11-05 at 05:13 -0600, Charles Curley wrote:
>>> How paranoid do you want to get?
>>
>> If you're bedroom isn't lined with tine foil, and you don't know the
>> rough embrace is steel wool underwear, then you fail.
>
> Is poor grammar an equivalent offense to top-posting?
>
> (don't be fooled, Stuart is well aware of the rough embrace of steel
> wool underwear)

Steel wool underwear sounds like a remarkably bad idea.  First of all,
uncomfortable!  Second... did you know you can start a fire with a 9
volt battery and steel wool?  Also, sticking steel wool in the
microwave gives you pretty much instant super-hot plasma.  You know
what frequency your microwave emits?  2.4 ghz!  The same as your
wireless routers!!!!

Yeah, stick with the heavy-duty foil underwear with the cotton lining.
 Your loins and precious bodily fluids will thank you.

        --Levi

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