On 18 Sep 2012, at 17:26, Daniel C. wrote: > On Tue, Sep 18, 2012 at 1:35 PM, John Fenley <[email protected]> wrote: >> Thanks a bunch, and I'm sorry if I offended anyone here. > > I don't think you actually offended anyone. We all just like to > grumble. We're like a bunch of geriatric patients complaining about > the pain all down our left sides and yelling at kids to get off our > lawn. > > Well, I'll tell ya the truth - these guys never did fight in the Great > War. Jonathan was off at college and Dale Morrey's dad was friends > with a senator so he went to Hawaii for the duration. Me, though - > oh, I could tell you a tale that'd put hair on your chest and then > turn it white. See here? Look at this scar. I got that one when > Charlie came creepin' in through my foxhole. That was just before I > drove my Stryker down the hill at Normandy. And my back hurts every > time the weather's changing. That's thanks to the Krauts I fought off > - twenty of them, singlehandedly - in the sands of Agincourt. They > liked to fight beside their women, and when I finished strangling the > last one with his own entrails, well... let's just say I wouldn't be > surprised if there are a few Filipinos walking around today with my > eyes. > > Don't let those other folks scare you none, they never seen a day of > hard work if it bit 'em in the knee. Me though, I'm the genuine > article. Never told a tall tale in my life. Me you can trust. >
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