[Billmon -- the second funniest man in the blogosphere after James Wolcott.]
[The whole world is out to get David Horowitz. Yup.] <http://billmon.org/archives/002609.html> Nineteen days in, and even David Horowitz thinks the Israelis are losing! "The United States and Israel and every sentient being in the path of the Islamist crusade are teetering on the brink of a massive defeat in Lebanon and thus in the war on terror." Read it. It's pretty demoralizing stuff. Condi Rice is on Iran's payroll, Joe Lieberman ("the one statesman in the Democratic Party who might re-unite this country in the face of its enemies") is going down in flames, and there's a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox that let somebody steal Dave's strawberries! It's all a conspiracy!! If i didn't know Crazy Davy, I'd almost think he's turned into some kinda Hizbullah cheerleader, writing such downbeat stuff. But I know it's not his fault. He seems to be suffering from some some sort of hallucination -- something about the Israeli Air Force slaughtering almost 60 defenseless Lebanese civilians, most of them women and children. As if such a thing were possible. Obviously one of the Hizbullah sleeper cells has slipped some bad acid into Davy's Ovaltine. But don't panic, Dave. It just makes it worse. Calm down, put on some upbeat tunes (the soundtrack from Top Gun ought to do nicely) and take a hot bath. Think happy thoughts. Then crawl into bed, tuck yourself in a nice fetal ball, and suck your thumb until you fall asleep. You'll feel right as rain in the morning. And then you can tell us about all those schools the IDF has painted! Posted by billmon at July 31, 2006 09:47 PM ________________________________________________________________________ Save and share anything you find online - Furl @ http://www.furl.net Search the archives for political-research at http://www.terazen.com/ Subscribe to the RSS feed for political-research at http://rss.groups.yahoo.com/group/political-research/rss Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/political-research/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
