the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and 
circumcised him
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On Saturday, September 17, 2016 at 2:59:10 PM UTC-5, Travis wrote:
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> The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their 
> squirrels.  After much prayer and consideration, they determined the 
> squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with 
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> At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the 
> baptistery.  The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the 
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> slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many 
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> The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any 
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> But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy.  They 
> baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of  the church.  
> Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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> Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they 
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