Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because
they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:



*Medical Term*

*Redneck Definition*

*Artery*

*The study of paintings*

*Bacteria*

*Back door to cafeteria*

*Barium*

*What doctors do when patients die*

*Benign*

*What you be, after you be eight*

*Caesarean Section*

*A neighborhood in Rome*

*Cat scan*

*Searching for Kitty*

*Cauterize*

*Made eye contact with her*

*Colic*

*A sheep dog*

*Coma*

*A punctuation mark*

*Dilate*

*To live long*

*Enema*

*Not a friend*

*Fester*

*Quicker than someone else*

*Fibula*

*A small lie*

*Impotent*

*Distinguished, well known*

*Labor Pain*

*Getting hurt at work*

*Medical Staff*

*A Doctor's cane*

*Morbid*

*A higher offer*

*Nitrates*

*Rates of Pay for Working at Night,*
*Normally more money than Days*

*Node*

*I knew it*

*Outpatient*

*A person who has fainted*

*Pelvis*

*Second cousin to Elvis*

*Post-Operative*

*A letter carrier*








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