*2017's top embarrassing jihadi moments*
by LT. COLONEL JAMES G. ZUMWALT, USMC (RET)
August 4, 2017
The first six months of 2017 have provided some highlight moments for
Islam's 21st century jihadi warriors, but not the type that would
particularly make the Prophet Muhammad proud.
Muhammad - the warlord founder of the "religion of peace" - wherever he is
spending eternity, must be shaking his head in disbelief after several
less-than-stellar jihadi performances have been recorded.
Fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad sought to promote the image of the mighty
Muslim fighter defeating great enemy armies or courageously dying on the
battlefield trying. But Muhammad is learning Allah just doesn't make 21st
century warriors like he used to.
In May, members of the militant group Takfiri in Syria - one or more of
whom were hell-bent on becoming suicide bombers - videotaped
at a festive party. They were shown, surprisingly, in a karoke sing-a-long
- surprising because both singing and using such Western entertainment
technology normally are frowned upon by Islamists.
But before these Arabic singing Elvises could complete their song, one of
them reached down, perhaps to loosen his suicide belt. Instead of adjusting
the belt, the Elvis in question triggered it.
The ensuing explosion understandably brought the party to an abrupt and
bloody end with several Takfiri celebrants given the life-ending surprise
of their lives. Karma unleashed its sweet revenge as the group had been
involved in detonating explosive devices in Syria, Lebanon and Iraq.
A month earlier, eight ISIS fighters quietly positioned themselves
the dense reeds in an otherwise open area located in the al-Rashad region
of Iraq. They were preparing to ambush local Ubaid tribesmen who had been
opposing the terrorist group. Suddenly, there was a loud rustling sound
amongst the reeds that grew louder and louder.
Unbeknownst to the militants, the ambush site they selected was also a
resting area for a herd of wild pigs. Spooked, the beasts, notoriously
known for being short-tempered, became enraged.
A role reversal suddenly occurred as the would-be ambush attackers - the
ISIS fighters - instead found themselves the victims of an ambush by the
pigs. By the time the reeds fell silent again, three ISIS fighters lay
dead, having been gored to death. The remaining five militants managed to
reach safer ground.
shy from human contact... provided they are left alone. When provoked, they
are known to attack ferociously and repeatedly with their sharp tusks. ...
They have even been known to kill tigers." We can now add ISIS fighters to
their victim list.
Needless to say, the means by which battlefield deaths were inflicted upon
these three fighters was embarrassing, and "death by pig" triggers an
unfortunate religious stigma as well.
Islam prohibits having anything to do with pork. Having contact in any form
is a sin. Muslims take the ban so seriously, those living in the West even
seek to shut down eateries from which the smell of frying bacon
and pig farms situated too near mosques.
Thus, it is highly possible three of Muhammad's Muslim minion warriors,
felled on the battlefield by pigs obviously allied with the infidels, may
well not have passed the sniff test for entry into paradise for failing to
have strictly abided by one of Islam's tenets.
Surviving ISIS fighters, after recovering the mutilated bodies of their
comrades, returned to slaughter the feral pigs, bringing then animals'
alliance with infidels to an end!
Again, these ISIS fighters' gory fate represented karma in action. Only
days earlier, the ISIS fighters had killed 25 civilians attempting to
escape their brutal authority.
And, again, Muhammad was left shaking his head in disbelief over his
Another video making its way across the Internet earlier this year recorded
an additional highlight moment for Muhammad. Taken in Afghanistan, it
revealed Taliban fighters suffering from ineptness as well.
An armed Taliban executioner leads
Muslim prisoners, hands bound behind them, to an execution site. He forces
them down on their knees. Inexplicably, the executioner sets his rifle down
next to a prisoner who, unobserved, had freed himself of his hand
restraints. The prisoner suddenly head-butts the executioner, grabs the
rifle and begins shooting his captors.
Among those running for cover as the shooting erupted was the cameraman,
who dropped his camera in the chaos. Therefore, while one can hear gunshots
and groaning, one is unsure of the final outcome. But the cameraman's
failure to retrieve his camera and continue filming suggests the prisoner
had effected a role reversal with his would-be executioner.
The second half of the year appears to be off to a similar start. On July
1, a male ISIS suicide bomber, dressed as a woman, entered into an Iraqi
displaced-persons camp. There, he detonated his device, killing 15 people,
With Muhammad's "courageous" fighters willing to die dressed as women,
perhaps a recent statement made by a senior U.S. medical officer officer at
Guantanamo was most appropriate. He reported the facility would be
happy to offer
"gender transition assistance."
But the biggest blow to Muhammad's psyche should come later this year. For,
once again in Islam's 1,400-year history, a Muslim leader, declaring he
would establish a caliphate to rule the world, has failed to deliver.
For three years, ISIS inflicted death and destruction in fulfillment of
this role. Its leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, eventually claimed the caliph
title but lost it, along with his life, in May during a Russian airstrike.
Meanwhile, Baghdadi's caliphate is in shambles. While its ultimate
destruction lies ahead, Muhammad will have to await the rise of yet another
Historically, Muhammad's Islam has nurtured self-proclaimed caliphs who
rallied their followers with a call for jihad. While today's crop of
jihadists may provide us with some video highlights, they will,
unfortunately, continue to till their infidel killing fields.
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