When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake --- damn, you're sounding more like members of the Obama cabinet with every word
On Mar 5, 2:35 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote: > From: Travis > Subject: Dear IRS...good idea > Date: Thursday, March 5, 2009, > > Dear IRS, > > I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, > but all is not lost. > > I have paid the following taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit > tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, > unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, > waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, > luxury20tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 > percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, > toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state > franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, > telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage > surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license > registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas > assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma > and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall, but I have run > out of space and money. > > When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest > mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles > Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of > course, your boss Timothy Geithner ( ... no penalties and no interest ). > > P.S. I will try to make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my > stimulus check. > > -- > *~@):~{> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---