When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an
honest
mistake
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damn, you're sounding more like members of the Obama cabinet with
every word

On Mar 5, 2:35 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> From: Travis
> Subject: Dear IRS...good idea
> Date: Thursday, March 5, 2009,
>
>   Dear IRS,
>
> I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15,
> but all is not lost.
>
> I have paid the following taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit
> tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax,
> unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax,
> waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax,
> luxury20tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33
> percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax,
> toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state
> franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax,
> telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage
> surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license
> registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas
> assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma
> and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall, but I have run
> out of space and money.
>
> When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest
> mistake.  Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles
> Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of
> course, your boss Timothy Geithner ( ... no penalties and no interest ).
>
> P.S.  I will try to make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my
> stimulus check.
>
> --
> *~@):~{>
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