*Good evening gentlemen,** **and get out, ladies**.* *On my flight to New York there must have been an** **Israeli in the bathroom the entire time . There was a** **sign on the door that said, "Occupied . "**
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?** **Nothing! You told her twice already!** How many Palestinians does it take to change a light** **bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the** **Jews for it!** Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The** **Palestinians"? It bombed!* * What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi** Arabia** ? Lefty!** Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features** **full facial nudity!** Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the** * *West Bank ? Because it's just a stone's throw from** * *Israel !** Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?** **Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock** **group!** A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli** **police . "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said ..** **"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins . All I said was, 'I'm dying to** **get laid!'"* * What does the sign say above the nursery in a** **Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition . "** Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows** **himself up, can I have his room?"* *IF YOU REALLY THINK A COMIC BY THE NAME OF **Goffaq Yussef **EXISTS - THEN SAY THE NAME TO YOURSELF* -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
