You don't ACTUALLY need to be a Priest or Cardinal to be Pope, maybe he'll abdicate and we'll have Pope Obama and President Biden ... won't that be just ducky!!!
On Sun, Feb 24, 2013 at 3:04 PM, Bruce Majors <[email protected]>wrote: > > > ---------- > > Obama Wants To Be Next Pope > > WASHINGTON, DC - Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack > Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of > Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end > of > this month. > > Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe > that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest > office. > > Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue, he states that he has discovered an > Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was > born > in Kenya. "That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid > for it anyway," he noted. > > Continuing, he concluded, "And there's no way that a handful of cardinals > could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan." > > Further questions should be directed to Obama's Papal Campaign Manager, > Abdul Azeem Khan. > > __._,_.___ > Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic > Messages in this topic (1) > Recent Activity: > > New Members 1 > New Polls 1 > > Visit Your Group > IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM! > Please visit: www.operationshoebox.com > Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us > Feedback > . > __,_._,___ > > -- > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "PoliticalForum" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > > > -- brine http://brineb.blogspot.com/ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
