Hans asks:
> Why not Elvis? Cheap joke!
I'm glad you asked, Hans. We almost had the King onboard until one
of his boys told him about Matt's, um, "relationship" with
Ann-Margret. We (well, everyone except Matt, of course) met with him
in his suite atop Ceasar's Palace in order to try and convince him it
was just tabloid rumors, but he nixed the comeback, right then and
there. He was furious, what can I say. He called us a "goddamn
lyin' and cheatin' bunch of alt.country posers" and said we probably
voted against Nixon anyway. I got out of the room just as he started
hurling his collection of police badges at us like kung-fu death
stars.... Sheesh, what a sore loser!!!
--junior
