Got this from the Dylan newsgroup and thought it funny in a way that
postcard2 folks may find funny too...
keep dancing,
-ldk
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Advanced word from Sony Records proves Dylan is not only reasserting his
Jewish heirtage but is also reclaiming the traditions handed down by one of
his favorite singer/songwriters Hank Williams Sr. His soon-to-be released
country-flavored album, appropriately titled "Gotta Shalom Somebody," contains
the following tracks:
1. "I Was One of the Chosen People (Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
2. "Honky Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
3. "I've Got My Foot on the Glass, Where Are You?"
4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Coming Over Tonight"
5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breakin' My Heart"
9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
10. "That Shiksa Done Made off With My Heart Like a Goniff"
11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom,' I Knew It Meant Goodbye"
12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin"
13. "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came
to Town"
14. "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When
They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware
Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father
Built Up Over Years of Effort Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything
Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"
