jangan nunggu ampe 75 :)
cheers.. -----Original Message----- > > > an arabian was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. > > > your name pls. " abdul aziz " > > > sex? " six times a week!! " > > > no, no, I mean male or female! " > > > doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! " > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > > > sex is like a restaurant. > > > sometimes u get full satisfactory service, > > > and sometimes you have to be satisfied with > > > self-service " > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > > what makes a happy man? > > > daughter on the cover of cosmo. > > > son on the cover of sports illustrated > > > mistress on the cover of playboy > > > and .... wife on the cover of " missing persons " > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? > > > to separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. > > > ----------------------------------------------------- > > > > teacher: what do you want to become? > > > Johnny: doctor !! > > > teacher: why? > > > Johnny: coz its the only profession where u can tell > > > a woman to take off her clothes and ask her > > > husband to pay for it > > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > > woman: complaining to dentist it's so painful, I'd > > > rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. > > > dentist: "make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the > > > chair accordingly". > > > --------------------------------------------------- > > > > old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her > > > tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED > > > A VIRGIN. the > > > engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED " > > > --------------------------------------------------- > > > > 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. > > > on their first night both were crying. why??? > > > coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten > > > everything > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > Kiss is a gamble, sex is a game, > > > boys do the action & Girls get the Pain, > > > Guys say its fine, But nine months later guys say its > > > not Mine. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/BRUplB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> *************************************************************************** Berdikusi dg Santun & Elegan, dg Semangat Persahabatan. Menuju Indonesia yg Lebih Baik, in Commonality & Shared Destiny. www.arsip.da.ru *************************************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________ Mohon Perhatian: 1. Harap tdk. memposting/reply yg menyinggung SARA (kecuali sbg otokritik) 2. Pesan yg akan direply harap dihapus, kecuali yg akan dikomentari. 3. Lihat arsip sebelumnya, www.ppi-india.da.ru; 4. Posting: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 5. Satu email perhari: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6. No-email/web only: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 7. kembali menerima email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
