Three Ladies Go to Heaven   
Three ladies die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to an Angel. 

�So,� the Angel asks the first lady, �how many times did you cheat on your 
husband?� 

�None, I had a perfect marriage.� 

�Great,� says the Angel. �You get to cruise around heaven in a brand-new 2-door 
sporty convertible Mercedes-Benz. And you, how many times did you cheat on your 
husband?� 

�Only twice, I think,� says the second lady. 

�Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times 
did you cheat on your husband?� 

�10 times, maybe 11,� says the third lady. 

�Okay,� says the Angel. �You get a rusty Bajaj.� 

Later that day, the lady in the Cadillac sees the lady in the Mercedes crying. 

�What�s wrong?� 

�I just saw my husband.� 

�So?� 

�He was riding a skateboard.�

�I told you! ��

 


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