little Jap > It was the first day of school in Manhattan, New York, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. > Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"" > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. > "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. > "Very good! Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the > People, shall not perish from the> Earth?" > Again, no response except from Suzuki. > "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. > Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than > you do." > She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." > "Who said that?" she demanded. > Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." > The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" > Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." > Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" > Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, > > "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" > Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, > "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." > Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to > Chandra Levy 2001." > The teacher fainted. > And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, > > "Oh shit, we're fucked!" and Suzuki said, "Americans in Iraq 2004!" > > > http://www.bbc.co.uk/
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