Bobby kok sewotz ... kayak Mang Umar ...
SWGTL (So WhAt GeThO lHo)
Hi hi hi hi hi hi ...
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Mas Jimmy,
mohon dibaca sampai abis...
HOLLAND BAKERY
(bacanya dalam logat Betawi ya.......)
Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi, tau-tau bininye
nyelonong: "Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru
dong!"
"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.
Bini : "Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi, itu tuh
aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"
Bini : "Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung, gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye, lu kire gue
PERTAMINEEE...!!!" Umar sewot.
Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah tetangge,
balik-
balik jem 2. Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang. Terus
Umar
ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber; ke dapur jerigen minyak juga
udah full tenk.
Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye:
"Lu minta tulung a me siape...?"
Bini : "Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras. Terus ade
cowok
ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye, juga soal abang nyang
sewot. Terus die nawarin buat ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."
"Ape syaratnye...?" Umar pingin tau.
Bini : "Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur ame die"
"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan...?" Umar ngedesek.
Bini : "Bikinin roti ?!!! .. Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"
Bobby ngejawab ke Jimmy: "Lu pikir gue penterjemah ape....?!!!
he..he..
Nice Weekend
Bobby Budiarto
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