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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Arnoldison
Sent: Saturday, June 03, 2006 4:09 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [INSISTS] Robin Williams' plan...
The Plan !
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in
Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams.
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a plan for peace".
So, here's one plan.
01) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini,
Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
"good ole boys," we will never "interfere" again.
02) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the
Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops
at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the
fence.
03) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90
days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal !!! France
will welcome them.
04) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days unless given a special permit !!!! No one from a
terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
05) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home baby.
06) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources
of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .
07) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace
else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be
enough.)
08) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides
most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The
people who need it most get very little, if anything.
09) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
speak is ENGLISH ... learn it ... or LEAVE ... Now, isn't that a
winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired,
your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
If you agree with the above forward it to friends ...
If not, and I would be amazed, if you are an American, DELETE it
!!
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