Tuhan juga tahu guyonan makanya manusia bisa berguyonan. Jadi yang baca dan tertawa tak perlu kuatir akan dilempar ke neraka, demikian keterangan dari langit biru beberapa menit lalu :-)
----- Original Message ----- From: "Robertus Budiarto" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, September 20, 2006 7:38 AM Subject: [ppiindia] LUCU BANGET: Jesus versus Satan (Apa lagi kalimat terakhir..ha..ha.ha.) > Konco-Konco, > > Malinge wis ketangkep sekarang ayo guyon.. > > Enjoy!!!!!!! > > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on > the computer. They had been going at it for days, > and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. > > Finally fed up, God said,"THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to > give you a test that will run for two hours, and from > the results, I will judge who does the better job." > > So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They > moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with > attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. > They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They > did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus > worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. > > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed > across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the > power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse > word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. > > Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their > computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: It's gone! > It's all GONE!!" I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, > Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two > hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. Wait!" he screamed. > "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his > work and I don't have any?" > > God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES ... " > > (buat yang bukan Kristen, atau Kristen juga tapi masih nggak ngeh apa > lucunya: Sering kali dikatakan bahwa Yesus adalah penyelamat, dalam > guyonan ini istilah itu diplesetkan secara lucu... he.he.he.. Mohon > Nizami dan Al Badrun dkk lainnya ini 100% guyonan tidak ada maksud dgn > upaya Kristenisasi... Mengingat kecerdasan kalian, aku rasa peringatan > ini sangat perlu diberikan. SEKALI LAGI INI 100% GUYON BUKAN UPAYA > KRISTENISASI.... MOHON KETAWA HA....HA...HA......) > > Bobby Budiarto > > > > --------------------------------- > Get your email and more, right on the new Yahoo.com > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > *************************************************************************** > Berdikusi dg Santun & Elegan, dg Semangat Persahabatan. Menuju Indonesia > yg Lebih Baik, in Commonality & Shared Destiny. > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia > *************************************************************************** > __________________________________________________________________________ > Mohon Perhatian: > > 1. Harap tdk. memposting/reply yg menyinggung SARA (kecuali sbg otokritik) > 2. Pesan yg akan direply harap dihapus, kecuali yg akan dikomentari. > 3. Reading only, http://dear.to/ppi > 4. Satu email perhari: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > 5. No-email/web only: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > 6. kembali menerima email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.12.5/450 - Release Date: 9/18/2006 > *************************************************************************** Berdikusi dg Santun & Elegan, dg Semangat Persahabatan. Menuju Indonesia yg Lebih Baik, in Commonality & Shared Destiny. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia *************************************************************************** __________________________________________________________________________ Mohon Perhatian: 1. Harap tdk. memposting/reply yg menyinggung SARA (kecuali sbg otokritik) 2. Pesan yg akan direply harap dihapus, kecuali yg akan dikomentari. 3. Reading only, http://dear.to/ppi 4. Satu email perhari: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 5. No-email/web only: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 6. kembali menerima email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ppiindia/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
