Ini toh malingnya..........
Robertus Budiarto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Konco-Konco,
Malinge wis ketangkep sekarang ayo guyon..
Enjoy!!!!!!!
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days,
and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said,"THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
give you a test that will run for two hours, and from
the results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with
attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They
did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus
worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: It's gone!
It's all GONE!!" I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile,
Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two
hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES ... "
(buat yang bukan Kristen, atau Kristen juga tapi masih nggak ngeh apa lucunya:
Sering kali dikatakan bahwa Yesus adalah penyelamat, dalam guyonan ini istilah
itu diplesetkan secara lucu... he.he.he.. Mohon Nizami dan Al Badrun dkk
lainnya ini 100% guyonan tidak ada maksud dgn upaya Kristenisasi... Mengingat
kecerdasan kalian, aku rasa peringatan ini sangat perlu diberikan. SEKALI LAGI
INI 100% GUYON BUKAN UPAYA KRISTENISASI.... MOHON KETAWA HA....HA...HA......)
Bobby Budiarto
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