-----Original Message----- From: dibusek Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2006 9:55 AM Subject: Bush vs Condi
Ini kabar dari intel mengenai percakapan bush yang bocor lagi setelah percakapan bush ama blair bocor ngomongin mau ngebom stasiun tv aljazira, walhasil Bush jadi stres, trus jadinya kaya gini deh... Action...... .. Percakapan ini terjadi saat Condoleeza Rice (Condi) masih bekerja di department pertahanan Amerika Serikat. Dan setelah percakapan itu, Condoleeza Rice sekarang diangkat menjadi menteri luar negeri Amerika Serikat. Seorang pejabat di gedung putih ( Jim Sherman ) menulis kejadian ini setelah Hu Jintao terpilih menjadi ketua partai komunis di Cina Setelah melalui proses sensor dan editing yang ketat maka saya hanya menampilkan point-2 yang hanya boleh diketahui oleh khalayak ramai saja. Berikut petikan percakapan yang terjadi di The Oval Office George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I though he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of china. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
