* Modern Heights*
1. What is height of *Fashion?* A. Dhoti with a zip . ************** 2. What is height of *Secrecy? * A. Offering blank visiting cards. ************** <http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=536&Itemid=34> 3. What is height of Active* laziness? * A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. ************** 4. What is height of *Craziness?* A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. ************** 5. What is height of *Forgetfulness?* A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. ************** 6. What is height of *Stupidity?* A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. ************** 7. What is height of *Honesty?* A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. ************** 8. What is height of *Suicide?* A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. ************** 9. What is height of *De-hydration?* A. A cow giving milk powder. **************<http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=536&Itemid=34> <http://funlok.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=536&Itemid=34> . -- djoko (Maven of Mailister) http://ca.360.yahoo.com/djoko.email [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
