tulisan seperti ini apakah juga bisa disebut penodaan agama? :))
>In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United >States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and >over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." > >"Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good >humans." > >He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark >before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." > >Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - >but no Ark. > >"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" > >"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a >building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a >sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood >zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height >limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. >"Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the >future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear >the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be >coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it." > >"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees >in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists >that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!" > >"When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They >insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued >the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to >put so many animals in a confined space." > >"Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an >environmental impact study on your proposed flood." > >"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on >how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew." > >"Immigration and Naturalization a rechecking the green-card status of most >of the people who want to work." > >"The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only >Union workers with Ark-building experience." > >"To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to >leave the country illegally with endangered species." > >"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish >this Ark." > >Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched >across the sky. > >Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy >the world?" > >"No," said the Lord. "The government beat Me to it." > >Source: > >muna panggabean [<mailto:muna%40pojokmuna.com>[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >www.pojokmuna.com > >di sini saya terkepung huruf-huruf [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
