This what's happening in the Indonesia hell ... An Indonesian dies and goes to hell, where he finds that there is a different hell for each country. When he pass the Dutch hell and asks: "What do they do to you here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Dutch devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Dutch hell. Then he comes to the Indonesian hell and finds that there is a very-very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for 3 long hours. Then they lay you on a bed of nails and cover you with burning oil for another two hours. Then the Indonesian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is more horrible then all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad here that the electric chair does not work and frequently black-outs, the nails are ripped off the bed and since oil is so expensive it's always stolen. The devil is a former Parliament member, he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the launch to meet his old friend Hendra Raharja, a former BLBI tycoon, they are talking about the good old time, for the rest of the day ....."
