(dikutip dr milis pantau. Joke ini sudah dimodifikasi...)
>
> First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher
> introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the
> class. As the class start, the teacher says:
>
> "Let's start with a small quiz in American history". Who said "Freedom or
> death?" Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand:
>
> "Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia. "
>
> "Very good Suzuki". And who said: "The nation is it's people and as such can
> never die?"
>
> Suzuki raises his hand again:
>
> "Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington."
>
> The teacher looks at her students and says:
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> "Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than
> you."
>
> A silent voice from the back of the class:
>
> "Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese"
>
> "Who said that!?", yells the teacher.
>
> Suzuki raises his hand and says:
>
> "General MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler
> management board meeting, Detroit."
>
> The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice:
>
> "Suck my c*ck!!!"
>
> The teacher is furious:
>
> "I've had enough. Who said that?"
>
> Suzuki:
>
> "Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington."
>
> Another voice yells:
>
> "Suzuki is sh*t!"
>
> Suzuki:
>
> "Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002."
>
> The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school
> Principal she said:
>
> "What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!"
>
> Suzuki:
>
> "Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK
> auditors were in her office."
>
> --
> Wassalam,
> Agus Dwi
>
> Sent from my delicious BlackBodyŽ dengan sinyalkuat walau pulsa pas-pasan.
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