Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.
Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet. The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute! Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters. Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole. Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes! Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days! Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes. Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars. Stephen Russell DBA / Developer Electracash, Inc. 5100 Poplar Ave. Suite 2518 Memphis, Tennessee 38137 1-901-684-0348 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.electracash.com The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
